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(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:43, archived)
# hahaha
that's brill

*prints out*

woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:46, archived)
# Haha
deliciously evil
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:46, archived)
# Pfft
I remember hearing about a guy who wanted to have written in the sky 'Will you marry me'.
He found out it cost £5000 to do. He was really shocked by this but the rep said 'look, it's amazing
to see. We're doing it for someone else so come down to place X at time Y and you can see for yourself'
So at a nice field near place X at time Y he's having a nice picnic with his girlfriend...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:46, archived)
# and...
?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:48, archived)
# He doesn't have to pay
cos someone else already did.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:48, archived)
# I thought there was a punchline coming
I may just be thick
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:49, archived)
# That is entirely possible
...And the barman said 'why the long face'

Better?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:53, archived)
# ...but the eagles, being discreet,
said nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:56, archived)
# Such a lovely place,
Such a lovely place,
'cos we're livin' it up at the Hotel California....
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 23:04, archived)
# Sensible man.
I can't help but think that, unless you are stinking rich, spending a large chunk of money on a gesture is a poor way to start into a life of shared resources.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:58, archived)
# ^this
you old romantic you
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 23:01, archived)
# I made my wife's wedding ring myself by hand
I also made our wedding cake and, despite getting hung up in a cave by it, I have not let go of my wedding ring (which my wife made for me) since she put it on my finger. When I had it mended after the caving incident I found a jeweller who was willing to let me do the work under her guidance.

If I'd spent £5k of the house deposit on a proposal I think Jim would have kicked my arse.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 23:10, archived)
# How deliciously tight.
Hahahaha
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:48, archived)
# Yeah
Made me think 'Class'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:48, archived)
# pffffft
hope they didnt use names
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:48, archived)
# Well I think the plane was called
RZ-3509
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:49, archived)
# hhhm, thats French isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:53, archived)
# Actually it's English
And I used to regularly jump out of it at 12k feet:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:54, archived)
# Oh ok
the accent threw me
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:58, archived)
# The only reg i remember is a wee piper
PA-IZ
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 23:13, archived)
# haha
cheap skate genius
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:49, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Thats some incredible sales technique.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:49, archived)
# Except that
in reality sky writing is really shit. if you're after lovely red arrows-esque smoke trails written in the sky spelling any thing more than 2 letters you're on to a loser.

(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 23:59, archived)