softer than shadow and quicker than flies


From the Gillian McKeith challenge. See all 260 entries (closed)

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:04, archived)

May I poo my load?

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:04, archived)

Only if you put it in a jar and send it to her.
We should find her address and then all send her samples of our poo. She's been making us experience all her shite for the last few years.
Silly lying cow.
www.guardian.co.uk/food/Story/0,,2011095,00.html
( Hagbard - Mario Kart DS Code in profile, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:07, archived)

Not for me
I don't watch telly.
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:07, archived)

Anyone want to start
an anti Gillian website?

Or will her rich lawyer husband destroy us?
( Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a PhD now! Woo!, Sun 18 Feb 2007, 1:02, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhahhhahhahahehhhehhehahhahhahhhh!
 
*clicks, repeatedly*
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:05, archived)

That's a big pile of poo

( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:05, archived)

That's fab,
but could you take out those apostrophes? They shouldn't be there!
(Astatine, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:05, archived)

balls
I'm tired and have to be up early.

Hold on..... shouldn't they? the doctorate belonged to it and so do the days....
Should they really go?
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:07, archived)

Yep.
 
It's = It is
"Its" is the 3rd person neutral possessive
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:09, archived)

Heh. That looks like "tits".

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:10, archived)

ta for the clarification
changing now
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:12, archived)

So many things about English look wrong on the page.
 
or screen
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:15, archived)

yep they should ;)

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:09, archived)

There's no apostrophe
when the item belongs to 'it'

It goes against all instinct, I know. But it IS correct.
( NobbyNobody, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:13, archived)

It's correct?

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:14, archived)

yes I know - I was agreeing that they should be removed

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:16, archived)

I just think of its
as being the same as his or her - "her sandwich" isn't "he'r sandwich". So "its sandwich" isn't "it's sandwich".
( corington, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:41, archived)

that's bizzarre
naked flatheaded woman scales neverending wall of mystery


*clicks*
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:06, archived)

Good grief
That's a lot of stool

Psst Happytoast - see my updated reply?
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:08, archived)

no... hold on.....

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:09, archived)

sorry, just realised how lazy I was by not providing the link :P
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:14, archived)

s'ok, got it I think
basically added licky and scruffy ;)
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:18, archived)

:D yaysers

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:20, archived)

gaaaaah!
gah gah gah!

woo
( Bloop wasn't here on, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:08, archived)

that's both excellent and very scarey

( naD, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:10, archived)

Go Gollum
Go Gollum go go go
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:13, archived)

thats fucking awesome








i suddenly feel very small
( nocturne72, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:34, archived)

hahahahaha
you are too good.

it must have taken you ages to film your own collection for that loop.

;)
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:50, archived)

fucking
ace!
( rosey i'm on ur {noun}, {verb}ing ur {noun}, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:58, archived)

excellent stuff sir!

( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:10, archived)

bloody hell.

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:34, archived)

fantastic
!
( corington, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:41, archived)

Clicks this ^

( G-Man-74 is reading last years news on, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 12:07, archived)

some evenings on a foggy night you can still hear.....
POO IN MY SIEVE!!!! POO IN MY SIEVE!!!!
(BigMcLargeHuge, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:07, archived)

omfg
Best thing, ever.
( sock is sock, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 16:10, archived)

hahaha!
luvverly stuff!
( Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 16:27, archived)

stop the compo
we have a winner
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 16:41, archived)

That's
WOO that is!
(lichnis chalcedonica, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 16:54, archived)

You are
possibly the most talented B3tan ever*




*FACT
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Sun 18 Feb 2007, 23:10, archived)