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[challenge entry] this challenge sucks clinkers off a poodles ass


I mean, *Start rant* what is the point in showing the punch line for a joke! if you dont know what the joke is, then it isnt going to make any sense, thi having no entertaining value! The pic with the challenge is michael jackson by a sign, i dont know the joke, therefor it is michael jackson by sign! hilarious *end rant*

anyhow, 'i missed the point' is what i got told when i originally posted this ( so i removed it), but i dont care., here it is again

My son was born on st georges day, so i called him george....

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(zepplin_dong wibbly wobbly, wibbly wibb, wobb, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:25, archived)
# I was born on St Andrews day.
Calm yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:25, archived)
# I was born on boxing day...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Is there a punchline for that?
(Astatine, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:29, archived)
# my name isn't boxing....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Are you Irish?
I was born on South America's verion of April Fool's day - what a joke
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Irish?
how dare you!
no i'm south englandish
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:47, archived)
# And there in which lies your lucky escape...
... For if you had hailed from the Emerald Isle your name would have been Boxing O'Donalhan
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:54, archived)
# My name isn't Andrew!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:48, archived)
# I was born on a friday
so they called me rob
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:16, archived)
# I was born on my birthday
which is handy
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:34, archived)
# ...me too...
Wow.. Makes it easier to remember doesn't it...?
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:37, archived)
# *sits in lotus position
starts to rock calmly

ahh, thats better

rocking getting faster.....
(zepplin_dong wibbly wobbly, wibbly wibb, wobb, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Rocking is brilliant fast.
Listen to more Napalm Death.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:30, archived)
# i think i've seen them at the wedgewood rooms in portsmouth
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:37, archived)
# You think?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:40, archived)
# He's not sure, he couldn't make out the words properly.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:41, archived)
# it was a few years ago now....
5 or 6 i think. I saw a few of those sort of bands with me mate for summat to do.
I belive they were one of the best.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:42, archived)
# that's some hot crochet skillz0rz
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:27, archived)
# I know it's naughty, and enforcing stereotypes
But doesn't that Irish child look a bit pissed?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:28, archived)
# I'd be pissed too if I was made to wear that hideous poncho
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Or indeed, any poncho.
I don't understand why they're fashionable.

GET A CARDI, YOU DORK.

It could just because I tried one on once and got told to remove it because I looked like a butch lesbian art teacher.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:31, archived)
# yeah but clint wears a poncho!
that makes em cool.
with cowboy boots.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:36, archived)
# I fucking hate westerns.
Although I like cowboy boots.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:40, archived)
# but not the good the bad and the ugly shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Indeed, hes irish
If you smell your screen really hard, you can even smell whiskey!

*smells the screen
(zepplin_dong wibbly wobbly, wibbly wibb, wobb, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:30, archived)
# I love the rant.
Love it.

And I agree to a certain extent.

It's been discussed. Many people agree that the joke should probably be included in the text.

I suggest you warm yourself up some milk, turn the light off and breathe steadily for the next five minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Why do you ask, TwoDogsFucking?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Well now that your asking DaddysCockInMyGob
i am indian too
(zepplin_dong wibbly wobbly, wibbly wibb, wobb, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:34, archived)
# why did you remove it?
lots of people post worse stuff and just leave it


don't get your knickers in a twist deary
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:34, archived)
# well...
i tried to re work it to show just the irish screen, but it meant jack shit if you didnt knwo the joke, so i thought fuck it!
(zepplin_dong wibbly wobbly, wibbly wibb, wobb, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:37, archived)
# third time i've seen this you cock
so poke it up your arse
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:35, archived)
# well dont look at it then
*sticks it up ass
(zepplin_dong wibbly wobbly, wibbly wibb, wobb, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:39, archived)
# ok...that is the third time i have seen
this posted in the last two days...at least!


seriously...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:35, archived)
# I know its daft
But i love this joke
(anne franks drum kit Vat is dis banging noise from ze attic?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:37, archived)