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[challenge entry] After 'ning all!


Dear buggery bollox, that took too long

From the Real Life Board Games challenge. See all 334 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Hehehe
I like this :D
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:00, archived)
# arf!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:00, archived)
# 113K????
fuck of n00b!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:00, archived)
# pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:01, archived)
# 'f'

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)
# zomg fuck off n00b

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)
# you know
with the amount of talent on here
we could make a really good B3ta board game
may be we wont get you to optimize the designs though... :D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:00, archived)
# You try agetting us away from b3ta:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Haha, ^ this.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)
# That's a great idea
but it would probably only appeal to boarders so we'd have to make a cut-price Tesco value version just for us.
Should we put on our thinking caps?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)
# hurrah
I fancy re-registering so I can play at seams
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:00, archived)
# About 2 days too long, no?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Ha ha
TJ: Just curious as to how many people would be interested in a B3ta mini holiday?
Was thinking of organising an Amsterdam trip.
Sex shows ahoy so 4dam and WaspBox probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:01, archived)
# I just don't get the time off.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)
# not even in summer?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Festival time
I'm pretty much booked out with audio gigs.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)
# ah yeah
Stupid Hostel.
it is a hostel yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)
# It is
but I'm also a sound engineer and I've pretty much booked for all my time off for the festies.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)
# *tries to blag lots of free tickets*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)
# lol
They can be pretty tight with those. You don't want the corporate sponcors to go without, do you!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Pfft, perish the very thought!
I'd much rather some bloke who prefers Busted got to see Metallica than I did...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)
# From experience
Most of those sorts don't actually like music anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:13, archived)
# As I said... "Busted"
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:13, archived)
# I have a sister who works for a well know music entertainment chanel
She's great for blagging tickets off. Although like a fanny I turned down last minute VIP tickets to reading last year
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)
# YOU'RE allowed a SISTER!?
Sheesh!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:11, archived)
# I'm allowed 4!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)
# at once?
........
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:18, archived)
# No, only 3
The other one has to film it
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Really?
In that case, will you be my friend?

So that I can get to know her - then I'll drop you faster than Mr Burns' teddybear.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:12, archived)
# ha!
Although she was useless at getting me TITP tickets. i had to get those on Ebay.

Last time i was with her I got to meet the View, zane lowe (joy) and got invited out for dinner with the young knives. i think they wanted my bum
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Well they're only human, let's face it.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:15, archived)
# *Joins KMLabs formerly known as Kerry*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)
# You start on Monday.
I'll show you where the broom is, just make sure you don't knock any test tubes over.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:13, archived)
# I'm FiTH Studios
*invests 4p*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)
# not fucking likely
can you imagine the carnage?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)
# yup
Deportation ahoy
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)
# *imagines*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Mmmmmm carnage
hi you *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Ooh hello sexipance!
*fondles*

How's life?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Grand ta
Busy though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Mmmm . . .
busty . . .

Why aren't you signed up for the 'thampton bash?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)
# ARG - is that North or South
*can't attend either so it doesn't really matter*
MOD EDIT: Right - that's really it, turn off your computer and go home NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:12, archived)
# NORthampton!
Silleh!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:13, archived)
# er?
Signed up now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:14, archived)
# RILLY?
Yay!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Rilly!
:D *does happy bash dance*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:17, archived)
# WHY AREN't YOU SIGNED UP TO THE DUMFIRES BASH?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Because its not hardcore enough for me
I need at least 10% more skat related injuries
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:19, archived)
# I offer guarantees!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:22, archived)
# I don;t think I'm ready to go back to Amsterdam
not after last time
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)
# this also

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)
# thank fuck for the old
"what happens on stag do - stays on stag do" line
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)
# *raises hand tentatively*
Also woo to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)
# While it does sound a delightful idea
it'd never happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)
# shit i'm up for it
lets make it REALITY
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Sex Shows man SEX SHOWS
I'll even try to look for a donkey show for you
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)
# my brother at a sex show after some serious weed
was a hilarious sight
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)
# see
this is why we should go.
Imagine a bunch of b3tans at... oh wait
yeah that could end in jail time
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)
# a bunch of b3tards IS a sex show
no outside help required
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)
# bin there
Eastern Europe is the new Home of Sex. I'm going to Lublijanya (sp?) later in the year where apparently all the strip club owners firmly believe that every Brit is into dwarves, especially pregnant dwarves.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)
# arn't we?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)
# This is entirely true

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:11, archived)
# We have a dwarf working in the pub
and she's a right bike

FACTOID
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:12, archived)
# A Raleigh Boxer, presumably.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:15, archived)
# office lol
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:19, archived)
# GOLOL!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:31, archived)
# She has tits like spaniels ears though
They make me gag a little
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:19, archived)
# You probably shouldn't be trying to swallow them, to be honest.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)
# is she really a dwarf
or a child? I can never tell

your honour.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:20, archived)
# She's not a dwarf
she's a midget. She says she's 34.

www.theyarddumfries.co.uk/gallery_image.asp?pic_id=696
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:26, archived)
# I'm guessing you live in a really small community right?
bless!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:35, archived)
# haha what now?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:41, archived)
# well, are you?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:19, archived)
# obviously
I am, but doesn't mean the whole nation should be sprayed with my spluff

all though god knows I'd give it a go
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:21, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:34, archived)
# i saw a lady (term used lightly)
write "SEXY BOY!" on a man's chest with a permanent marker pen.
she was holding the pen in a rather unconventional manner! :¬O
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)
# with her teeth?
that's just filthy!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)
# if only
although it was funny because we kept seeing the guy everywhere we went for the rest of the night and were shouting "sexy boy!".

actually - prolly not that funny - I guess you had to be there :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:13, archived)
# my wife has a postcard from amsterdam
with very neat handwriting, wishing her all the best with her upcoming nuptuals
from a similar lady
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:15, archived)
# left handed??!
the freak
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)
# great idea
everyone would pull out at the last minute, leaving you with a silly bill and a pointless trip
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)
# I have already foreseen this
So instead of my usual organising and collecting money option. I'd just organise the details then whom ever wanted to go can book things them selves.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)
# sensible
I tend to work most in the summer, but if by some miracle I found myself free, I'd be there
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)
# *Invoices for Consultation fees*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)
# GIEF MONIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)
# o_O
*hopes it doesn't occur when she's in Amstedam*
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)
# *tries to spy on diary*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)
# nice try! :p
and no looking at the dairy either, you perv!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:15, archived)
# No
Arrange a trip to cambodia and i'm in though
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)
# well, if you're all going
I'll meet you there for a mini bash
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:21, archived)
# It took too long for YOU, but we'll all cherish it for ever.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Well until Tuesday
when it comes down from the cupboard:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)
# haha, the box should have a sticker saying:
Warning you may injury others upon opening this box and using it's contents!
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)
# fuck off noob
woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Plays 'woo yay' card


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)
# You can only use that once
and only if you have at least three spanniels and a jiffy bag!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)
# I'm sorry everyone but I can't vocolise this in the office.
my team leader is the laziest most worthless stuck up his own arse cunt ever!!.
thanks everyone, thats better.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Have you tried stapling his eyelids shut?
That always make me feel better:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)
# I think i may just beat him to death
so i can have the tactile pleasure of feeling his life ebb away with each blow.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)
# You're not in my team are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 18:24, archived)
# FIGHT!
Let's all beat up the first-formers.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)
# No! I've just seen Clerks II
I have a better idea involving a pickle!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)
# hell yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:20, archived)
# woo!
tres bon!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Im a newbie and i hate myself...
L
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 18:13, archived)