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[challenge entry] So sorry...

From the New Theme Parks challenge. See all 182 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Thu 17 May 2007, 17:07, archived)
# oh my god
best thing i've seen all day
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:07, archived)
# That is so good I can no longer live!
*kills self*

*dies happy*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:08, archived)
# *fucks corpse*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:09, archived)
# ooh
*sloppy secondses*
(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:10, archived)
# *records*
*gives to internets*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:12, archived)
# How sloppy is sloppy?
I'd have thought they'd be a bit sloppier if you waited a couple of weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:13, archived)
# Mulking!
Or is it munging?


Or are they different.

I know for one of them you need a mate to jump on the torso or a paving slab...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:14, archived)
# You're thinking of 'munting'
(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:15, archived)
# I've never heard of that
In all my years of researching odd sexual practices.

Is that a new one that teenagers do, or is it a bit vanilla?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Why oh why
did I eat my tea 10 minutes ago.

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=munting
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Christ
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Ah, I thought that was mulking.
Or at least, that's what I was advised it was called.

You get to meet some interesting people when you research necrophilia.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:23, archived)
# why would you research necrophilia?
you know what? don't answer that.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:25, archived)
# Why not?
I've researched quite a few fetishes (and have been doing so since my mid teens). I'm extremely interested in the adult entertainment and leisure industry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:27, archived)
# you freak
(same here)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:29, archived)
# never ever will I believe that
decomposing bodies smell way too bad (and besides, stuff doesn't just pops out)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:27, archived)
# RESEARCH
Not fucking.... TRY.

Silly bastard.

do you have any idea how hard it is to get a dead willy hard!?

Karen Greenlee does ;-)

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:29, archived)
# depends how long they've been dead for
ba dum tish
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:31, archived)
# teh heheeh
they are indeed hard, it's rather freakish. I can understand most fetish, but the smell of *rotting* entrails is truely unberable.

and i know, as it is part of my work
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:36, archived)
# Ooooh, your work looks nice.
Anything involving a hazmat suit makes me interested.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:46, archived)
#
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=munging
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:48, archived)
# All i know
Is that it's something to do with KFC

Edit: Mayonaise
(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:20, archived)
# then it'll be like this:
*shoves fist into pot of mayonnaise*

ah south park.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Oi!
not in there.

...

oh, go on then. you know you've always wanted to
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:12, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:08, archived)
# thats fab
*tips hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Gumuman practising surprise sex on, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:09, archived)
# *claps*
Most woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Oh christy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:13, archived)
# roooowwwwrrr
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:14, archived)
# I found that
saved it
and hosted it in under a minute


Otherwise she'd have had a little magenta suprise.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:16, archived)
# like this?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Heh, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Is she sucking off Indians again?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:26, archived)
#
pffft
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Thu 17 May 2007, 23:44, archived)
# Phoar!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:21, archived)
# haha
a decent entry for a change
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:10, archived)
# *giggles like loon*
Yay! Woo! etc
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:11, archived)
# oh f*?!ing hell :D
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:12, archived)
# great
brought a smile too my face, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:13, archived)
# *bangs head on desk*
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Lenin is impressed,
(ivor_the_engine, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:19, archived)
# Hi cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:21, archived)
# WINNER!
Fucking Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:19, archived)
#
If this doesn't win, something else will. But this should of. All kinds of aceness, I love puns : )
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:21, archived)
# Oh. My. God.
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:21, archived)
# me likes that
woo
(fuzzy duck ? maybe., Thu 17 May 2007, 17:26, archived)