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# breaking news
Mark 'Return of the Mack' Morisson died in hospital last night after an alleric reaction to peanuts.

(Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)
# thank you Nicolas Witchell
now fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Oh I do so awfully hate that man.
Would you like to try one of my expensive biscuits?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)
# yes please
are they selectiony type expensive biscuits or are they all the same?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Are there any of the coconut types?
man they're good
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# I want one of the pink wafery ones
they're great, but if they're all gone I'll have a gypsy cream.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)
# I have heard of these things before...
but never dared ask...

Made with real Gypsies?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)
# made with gypsy's cream
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)
# bleargh!
Though the mixture of sweet and savoury is not without its charms...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# yes.
but seriously, gypsy creams are great, they're chocolatey goodness. a bit like oreos but a bit better.

Pikey spunks aren't as good.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)
# hmm... well...
It's late lunch time... Time to educate myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)
# sweet and savoury can be good
much like the chocolate coated pretzels i just ate
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Ooooh, I don't know my dear fellow.
Camilla prefers these hay flavoured ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)
# hahaha
oh dear, I'm sorry, I only just got your quote from above.

You mentioned biscuits and got my mind in a tizzy.

I'm biscnotized.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)
# I is the prince of all the charleses!
I'm not really.

I'm ten times the man he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# haha
that makes me randy.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)
# *flexes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# haha, I'm so glad I've got the day off today
'noon mate
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Weasel!
*smooshes*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Heya!
Hows things?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Apart from the bit in my sig, not bad
Just going to struggle to stay awake till five thirty
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)
# hello there
how you getting on?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)
# not too bad
Me and the lady are house hunting at the moment.
Every time we find a nice on, it gets taken that day by someone else =/
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)
# gah
househunting is a bad business, I feel your pain. Good luck with it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)
# cheers, gotta dash
catch y'all later
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Weasel!
*glomps*
*noogies*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Argh! Highchool flashbacks!
'lo buddy
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)
# 'lo sir :)
I wish I had the day off so I could be at home with my lady.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Ooh! Swing-ham!
*bats*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)
# swing low
tie 'em inna bow
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Where's my baby
you hamtoucher?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Well,
Snoopy is very annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)
# have you heard his music?
www.b3ta.com/links/72354
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Flambe!
Really? I had that as a single (I didn't buy it)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)
# fuck off the board
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(beast on toast has xpango=> http://www.xpango.com?ref=90520974, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)
# hello dickhead
i've been a member longer than you




also my member is no doubt longer than yours.


(Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Ooh, penis envy.
This board just gets more mature every day.

Cock off to the /talk board, there's a good chap/chapess/cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)
# heh heh
YOUR ALL FUNNEH
(Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)
# And you are not
Which means in combination with your cracking post and your attitude means you have lost the game before you even rolled the die.

*looks down* Cor, dbroon!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)
# you can beat it too if you like
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)
# *shows cock*
Beat THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# *beats cock*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)
# I knew Michael Jackson wasn't the only one
to see the ambiguous delights in the word "beat"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# then you should know the rules
you fumbduck
(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Fumbduck!
My new favourite word :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)
# i made it up on my own
no grown up helped! you can use it at your will, for free!
(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# fight!
fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight!!!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Naked mud wrestling time you say?
*strips*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)
# well that's not quite what i meant...
*strips anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)
# *commentates*
/not a euphemism
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# If you've been a member longer
You'd had much more time to read the FAQ.

Sorry, but it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)
# So what? You should know the fucking rules then!
(beast on toast has xpango=> http://www.xpango.com?ref=90520974, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)
# That's only funny
because a smiling kitten said it.
(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# my indifference meter has just exploded!
are you sure it wasn't a body double!?
(likeajackhammer, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)
#
peanuts Dilbert
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Oh no, he wasn't on my list
I haven't got any so far this year.

I'm not doing very well.
(Pachey, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)
# anthrax...
that's the answer... or tiny assassin voles
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)
# People dying?
I reckon Lauren Bacall, this year or next. Which is horrible, she's fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Is she ill?
I have loads of people on the list but they keep hanging on.
(Pachey, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Not ill, just 83 this year
She may live on and on though, she's strong enough to.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Is she really?
Bloody hell.

I was kind of surprised to see how old Paula Abdul is looking these days...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)
# She's pickled herself though, bless her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)
# How old is she?
83 isn't at death's door if you're in good health.
(Pachey, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# 45
but she looks older.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Meths'll do that to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)
# True, bit it's a bitch of an age.
Two of my great aunts died aged 83 and they were very strong ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)
# No he didn't
I think you want /talk
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)
# oooo ooo ooo threadwaste spam time
last promo of our products from me.

Get some free wallpapers courtesy of Sailor Jerry

www.sailorjerry.com/rum/index1.php?site=uk
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Could you score us
some actual rum though?

I love that stuff... Don't seem to be able to buy it outside of Brighton though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)
# I can score myself some
and yes very nice - especially when mixed with Amarula!

I'll try and get a stockists listEdit: It's still on limited release at the mo. Waitrose are the biggest stockists, but also Sainsbury and Booker.

Ocado
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)
# You don't manage Ben & Jerry's do you?
Cos if you do I'm moving in
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Phishfood.
I will happily snuggle strangers for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Chocolate Fudge Brownie
I will kill for it.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Yes, definitely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)
# *notes items to bring to next bash*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)
# You're going to be a popular boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# half baked
is the fucking don of icecreams
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)
# It is nice
but it gets too much for me after a while for some reason.

Although I shall remember that from now on, and fling my unwanted half baked in your general direction.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)
# of course we do
/lie mode
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)
# *Packs life into rucksack*
Now, where do you live?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# in the clearing in the woods
just behind the rusty corrugated tin sheet

Don't worry about the smell
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)
# wrong board, cocknugget
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)
# get to fuck
you cunt
(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)
# and
what the fuck would i want to know for?

knob jockey.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)
# In 500 words or less
please explain why you were stupid enough to think we'd care.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)
# ...on /talk, not here
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Preferably
not on the internet at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)
# I don't know who you are
or who that is, but I don't much care, either.
(MooCow_Byter, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)
# I'm so very sorry
that I posted in the wrong place and upset you all like this

must have messed up the forum Zen balance by cocking about with teh internet feng shui like this

i should have realised how delicate you would all be, especially after hearing my sad news.

please accept my apology. I promise to go away and not post for another year or so again.
(Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# nice one
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# no one is upset
it's all reflex

cockbag
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)
# 4.5 years and no icon!
/b3ta taxpayer revolt
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)