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[challenge entry] strangemeister
I hate to post a cheaty compo post without a picture, but are you honestly serious?

The only reason it's called a 'theory' is because that's what science is based on - assessing the facts and proposing ways to explain them, but always admitting that there could be another scientific way to explain them.

Of course, the 'theory' of creationism or whatever it is you crazy kids believe in these days is nowt like that: facts aren't examined, and those that believe in it are closed-minded enough to insist evolution is not taught 'so both sides of the argument are examined.' BS.

And for evidence for mutations: how the hell else do you explain selective breeding? Animals can be bred to a specific strain very rapidly; wolves can be bred into something resembling collie dogs in looks and behaviour in only a few generations.

And the only piece of 'evidence' creationists have is that that certain things can not evolve bit by bit, such as the flagella, as they would be obsolete. That's been proved wrong, as even crude motility is beneficial.

Rant over. Apologies for length of flagellum; it's only microscopic.

From the Creationism challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

(jade, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)
# TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALK BOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)
# ^ This
Take it elsewhere, texters.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)
# 'ning good Doctor.
Fare thee well?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Aye, nonny.
I am absolutely theta, man. You?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# oh ffs
I used to enjoy looking at this site, now its just noobs whining about text on pictuers or 51kb file sizes.

your all gay
(midnight rapist tocajamón, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)
# haha
funny
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# why not reply
with a picture that says "fail" or soemthing, that would be really original
(midnight rapist tocajamón, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)
#
No it wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)
# fuck off noob
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)
# I concur
Not seen kittens and stuff for ages

edit: or cdc tomfoolery
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)
# *breaks out emergency bunny*
(I helped save b3ta! onemushroomhunting wombling free since, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)
# that bunny has malfunctioned!
I cannot condone the safety of this bunny!

or that one
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)
# HUZZAH!
freaky fucking bunny....
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Why not contribute some then? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)
# I
concur.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)
# I apologise on behalf of b3ta
that you are not being suitably entertained
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)
# this may be better as a reply down with strangemeister's post
you can still compo it there
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)
# what the hell was wrong with replying in his thread?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Also
you're talking about as much rubbish as he did. Just in the opposite direction.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:34, archived)
# In your opinion
Which isn't supported by the scientific community.
(nullmouse, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)
# NGGGG!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)
# harold bishop?
(likeajackhammer, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)
# M Emmet Walsh
Blade Runner docu
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Ok buddy, hold your horses.
Fighting fire with fire will burn down both our houses.
Just relax and probably best to just delete this before the abuse rolls in
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Fighting fire with Fire does in fact work
As i learnt badly whilst having a deodorant can flamethrower battle with my friend. Long story short his can was more powerful and i got burned. His fire won!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)
# It's also how fire breaks work.
Pretty much standard fire-fighting technique.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Your story needs more burning
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Ok, so maybe you can fight fire with fire.
But lets not forget:
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Well ok
But you can only fight fire with fire for short periods of time before you both sustain minor burns.
You're still likely to burn down a house with a deodorant can flamethrower. Although you may need more than 1 can, or some fire support
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)
# hmm, this could be a new kids cartoon series
"can battlr's!"

"No ryo!! His can is too powerful"
"But but!! he burnt my father's neck in france!"
"Ahaha! We will soon see if you like it"

etc
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# YES!!!
Jolly jack do this please!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# yeah!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)
# 'ning stranger!
*ruffles fur*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# 'loes matey!
*smooths down fluff*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Becareful
We don't want to turn this into /talk!!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:34, archived)
# to quote Mark and Lard....




"No Neeeeeeed!"

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:34, archived)
# anymore if this and i shall ignore you both.
theory or no theory.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:34, archived)
# I'll take theory!
*opens box*
Gravity! Yays!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)
# oh
the banker was going to offer you 'relativity' if you'd held out for the next round.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)
# General or Special?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:51, archived)
# yes
serious evilution* discussion 0
kittins 1

kittins ftw

*genuine typo
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# WORDS! WORDS! WORDS! WORDS! WORDS! WORDS!
WORDS! WORDS! WORDS! WORDS! WORDS! WORDS! WORDS! WORDS! WORDS! WORDS! WORDS! WORDS! WORDS! WORDS! WORDS! WORDS! WORDS! WORDS! etc...
(likeajackhammer, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)
# it's the power of smerg merm
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# *unlocks bunker*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)
# *joins queue*
I have crisps and tea, can I come in?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Of course!
What flavour crisps?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Lightly salted kettle chips
But if I can nip home first I have ready salted, smokey bacon, steak and onion, salt and vinegar and mini cheddars
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)
# salt & vinegar square crisps?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)
# *makes a run for it*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)
# I have cake
*did big shop last night*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# reply to the orignal at least
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Why are you here?
Why are you entering an IMAGE competition with text?
Why didn't you just reply to Strangemeister in his thread (which shouldn't have been there either)?
Is it Tuesday again already?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Oooh, and this day started so well

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# arg
!

I know, I think we should have a war over it

everyone who dissagrees is wrong and must die

then, with the ones left

we pick a new subject and everyone who disagrees must die

then, we pick a new subject.. and etc

and yay! then the cockroaches feast on our carcasses and repeat the process
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# that's evolution for you
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# *badum*
-TISH-

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Haha! Me likey
The only way Morrissey could be any good.

Guns don't kill people...
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Can somebody summarise that to a single sentence
preferably a single word
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Bollocks
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Ta
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# smelge
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Thankeee
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)
# I can do it as a sentence:
"Dear Strangemeister, I don't know what I'm talking about either."

Not sure I can get it down to a single word.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# how about
MMMNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Groovey
I wish all the pointless shite I have to wade through could be condensed by other people and explained in simple to understand bites.

Y'know, like watching the one o'clock news.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)
# You can't argue with types like
that. It's been brainwashed into their minds. Also, he/she may just be taking the piss.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)