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# My pilot a few years ago was Captain Crash
Not a word of a lie
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)
# yipes!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)
# It was the first time I'd ever flown as well
I was shitting myself
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Did he wear a cape?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Yes. And a mask.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Hmmm
Could be this bloke

Not sure about his "amazing" telescope though.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)
# That's nothing
My snip was done by a Dr. Klinger, like him wots out of Mash, and I had an X-Ray machine pointed at me by...

...Bruce Banner.

And no, I didn't make him angry.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Excellent!
You had the snip? Nasty...
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Not as nasty
As the possible hoover & coathanger / eighteen years of maintenance results that could happen otherwise.

It wasn't that bad actually. Until the anaesthetic wore off.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)