They left this bit out.
From the Creationism challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)
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From the Creationism challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)
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i got called into a meeting earlier
and now i'm just back from my lunch
i don't lurk, i fear ivesb's lurkers net
=D
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:55,
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i don't lurk, i fear ivesb's lurkers net
=D
Me too: he's the reason I'm here so much!
Could you vector my 2000 post if you get the chance?
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:57,
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Could you vector my 2000 post if you get the chance?
Yes, it's an ID thing
Turns out there's about 23 brands of microchip reader in the country, and they can't read other brands. A tattoo is a tattoo, registered with one company: if someone finds him, there's no argument.
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:06,
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aha!
thats for me to know and for you to be electocuted, dirty lurkers!!
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:01,
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the rain has arrived!
Fuck me, it's giving it some. It was gloriously sunny 20 minutes ago.
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:00,
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it's not raining here
but it's complete cloud cover
no blue sky at all
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:01,
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no blue sky at all
Edinburgh is just cold...
and pretty dreach... dreek, drieche... grim
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:06,
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You've got what we had this morning.
Nice & sunny in Mancland now. :o)
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:01,
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I think it's just about to rain here.
Hopefully stopped by hometime though as I have no jacket and always hate the choice between getting soaked, doing some overtime until the rain stops or using the huge brolly with a big metal spike sticking out the top in a thunderstorm.
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:03,
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wrap the spike in sellotape, and the handle too.
What the fuck? You're the scientist.
Would that work?
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:04,
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Would that work?
Highly unlikely
and I'm not sure how insulating my DMs are.
I could try building myself a Farraday cage out of paperclips I suppose...
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:07,
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I could try building myself a Farraday cage out of paperclips I suppose...
They're rubber soled, aren't they?
what if you stuck something rubber on the spike?
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:08,
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but isn't the steel encased in the rubber and leather?
Remember I'm quite shit at physics.
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:18,
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You're all too clever for me.
You could just get wet and be done with it.
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:13,
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That as well. In Greek.
And Xenophon's Anabasis, which was brilliant.
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:57,
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How about a limerick?
since you've poo-poo'd the other great works of literature
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:58,
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Much better idea!
An Ithacan King called Odysseus
Had nothing in common with Theseus
He sailed in his boat
Had sex with a goat
And then got marooned for ages with a goddess called Calypso*
*may need work
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:01,
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Had nothing in common with Theseus
He sailed in his boat
Had sex with a goat
And then got marooned for ages with a goddess called Calypso*
*may need work
there once was a man named achillies
he liked to look at willies
he challenged hector to fight
put his head on a spike
and appollo shot him in his heel....
DAMN!
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:11,
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he challenged hector to fight
put his head on a spike
and appollo shot him in his heel....
DAMN!
there once was a keyboard-like weasel
who tried to lick paint from an easel
the plan was transacted
but the paint was infected
now his his face is a single big measle
;)
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:11,
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the plan was transacted
but the paint was infected
now his his face is a single big measle
;)
i've tried several times to read that
it makes my brain bleed.
as does ulysses
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:56,
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as does ulysses
yes
the ark would have been fucking massive, just like jungle music.
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:48,
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hahaha
why are the passengers with the strangest names the ones who get called over the PA.
Anyone remember that thing from a few years ago with the Airport announcements done in a BartSimpson /Moe Sizlak style
edit: well that wasn't hard to find: www.queenhill.demon.co.uk/airspeak/air_speak.htm must be GC-tastic
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:48,
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Anyone remember that thing from a few years ago with the Airport announcements done in a BartSimpson /Moe Sizlak style
edit: well that wasn't hard to find: www.queenhill.demon.co.uk/airspeak/air_speak.htm must be GC-tastic
Its a good 10 years old
*remembers the internet when it made screeching noises*
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:50,
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My pilot a few years ago was Captain Crash
Not a word of a lie
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:50,
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It was the first time I'd ever flown as well
I was shitting myself
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:53,
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Hmmm
Could be this bloke
Not sure about his "amazing" telescope though.
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:58,
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Not sure about his "amazing" telescope though.
That's nothing
My snip was done by a Dr. Klinger, like him wots out of Mash, and I had an X-Ray machine pointed at me by...
...Bruce Banner.
And no, I didn't make him angry.
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:54,
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...Bruce Banner.
And no, I didn't make him angry.