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# I could write an Iliad instead if you'd prefer?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)
# That as well. In Greek.
And Xenophon's Anabasis, which was brilliant.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)
# How about a limerick?
since you've poo-poo'd the other great works of literature
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Much better idea!
An Ithacan King called Odysseus
Had nothing in common with Theseus
He sailed in his boat
Had sex with a goat
And then got marooned for ages with a goddess called Calypso*



*may need work
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)
# may?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Hahaha
It'll do
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:02, archived)
# You Ptolemy lies
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)
# haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)
# there once was a man named achillies
he liked to look at willies
he challenged hector to fight
put his head on a spike
and appollo shot him in his heel....
DAMN!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)
# there once was a keyboard-like weasel
who tried to lick paint from an easel
the plan was transacted
but the paint was infected
now his his face is a single big measle

;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)