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# Don't concern yourself with it.
I'm reliably informed 'you'll never find the fucker anyway' ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:45, archived)
# certainly not tonight
she's sound asleep on the sofa
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:46, archived)
# quick
grab some aspirin and force them into her mouth as she sleeps.
It will be sure to wake her asking "what are you doing now, you daft cnut?"
You'll tell her truthfully that you are giving her some aspirin and when she replies that she does not have a headache you can say "GREAT, ANY CHANCE OF A FUCK THEN?"
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:50, archived)
# As an alternative
Get some of those new condoms with the anesthetic coating. Put it on inside out and you won't even have to wake her!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:52, archived)
# top tips
indeed.

to be honest, I'm glad of the rest.
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:54, archived)