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# It's not easy being green...
(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 8:58, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! TN, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 8:59, archived)
# heh
morning everyone
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:00, archived)
# hahahahahah
love the end panel
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:00, archived)
# not lime!!
haha very good sir

as usual
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:00, archived)
# I used to always get lime flavour when I was a kid
but I think it was just because I really liked lions and I didn't know the difference.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:01, archived)
# lion and tiger flavour sweets, what an awesome idea!
although they'd have to be some magical flavour not jellied meat.

The tiger could be lucozade flavour, and the lion a kind of butterscotch. mmmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:02, archived)
# Butterscotch jelly? O_o
I can imagine that being somewhat horrid. Like when my rich school mates told me you could get chocolate flavouring for the soda stream.

Chocolate water, I ask you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:03, archived)
# chocolate water??
*strains*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:04, archived)
# You're such a FOOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:05, archived)
# someone told me this at the weekend
I'm beginning to suspect it might be true
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:07, archived)
# It most definitely is.
Plus you look like a fitter version of another fool I know. You lovely young blonde things, I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:08, archived)
# eh?
I'm not blonde - I'm grey
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:11, archived)
# Sorry, it's hard to tell, my monitor's a bit yellowy today.
I wonder what that means?

Didn't mean to offend- you may beat me if you so desire.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:12, archived)
# hee
no offence taken - my missus's mum thought I'd had it highlighted

so I beat her to a pulp*



*may contain element of lie
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:16, archived)
# I made fizzy chocolate milk once with a friend's soda stream.
We thought we were on to a fantastic idea. Until we tried drinking it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:07, archived)
# I can imagine it tasted alright
but confused you mightily.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:08, archived)
# No it did not taste alright.
We'd be millionaires by now if it did.

We both vomited without actually swallowing any, it was that bad.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:09, archived)
# this is making me rethink my idea for chocolate Lemsip
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:11, archived)
# My idea for beer with multivitamins in it got rejected
Apparently it's irresponsible to make people think they're being healthy by consuming alcohol.

Also it could be really dangerous if people drank too many.

FUCKING PARTY POOPERS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:18, archived)
# Baked beans would probably do that to me
if I allowed them in the same room as me.

As it stands, I just get a bit breathless and shaky. Like at the moment, just talking about them, I can feel myself getting het up.

Fucking ridiculous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:11, archived)
# you hate the beans too?
i'm not alone!!!!


*weeps quietly*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:15, archived)
# you pair of freaks
beans are the kings amongst the other peasants of foodstuffs

plus, i read an accurate scientific research report once which concluded that people who hate beans are indeed gay.. 100% fact
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 9:07, archived)
# no, lions would be toffees
makes a nice contrast

I want to see this happen!
Rowntrees are you listening?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:05, archived)
# Right, so not jelly like the babies then.
That's ok.

I allow you to proceed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:06, archived)
# Then they could branch out and make licorice panthers and taurine cheetahs.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:08, archived)
# Taurine cheetahs!
I like that idea. 'Mixed fruit' flavour please!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:10, archived)
# That one would be "sack full of angry cats".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:24, archived)
# surely Lion bar flavour?
best bars ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:05, archived)
# starbar FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:08, archived)
# TWO WORDS: Toffee-apples.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:11, archived)
# TWO OTHER WORDS: forensic science
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:16, archived)
# Those are some pretty sweet words right there.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:22, archived)
# ooooooooohhhhhh yeaahhhhh...
*grinds*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:24, archived)
# and not full of gelatin as well.

i would expect.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Are you kidding?
Feeding gelatin to vegetarians is one of my favourite pastimes.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Apple flavoured sweets are rank anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:01, archived)
# ^this
also, watermelon flavour things make me want to do a sick
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:02, archived)
# I don't know what you two are on about.
Apple and watermelon flavours are only beaten by grape.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:05, archived)
# Are you broken?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:06, archived)
# Cherry, now there's a wrong flavour.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:12, archived)
# I'll agree there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:13, archived)
# cherry grapes my squildo
it's literally 100% of the ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:17, archived)
# watermelon flavour
only ever really tasted good on a jolly rancher
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:14, archived)
# Jolly ranchers give me a headache and make me weepy.
I think it's one of the colours...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:15, archived)
# possibly the red
it's supposedly full of badness, but it tastes so good. kinda like sushi.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:17, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:01, archived)
# ace
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:01, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:02, archived)
# What a lovely thing to see
first thing on a CUNTING monday. *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:02, archived)
# tell me why you don't like Mondays
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:03, archived)
# snipers?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:04, archived)
# snipers don't help.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:04, archived)
# one helped me once
I dropped my shopping and he picked up some oranges for me before they could roll away.

Then he shot someone through the eye from a mile away, in an unrelated manner.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:23, archived)
# well,
my monday is already as good as over.
if it makes you feel any better.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:07, archived)
# *shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:11, archived)
# hahaha!
genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:03, archived)
# brillo+
double woo and a *click*!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:03, archived)
# this is ace
in the same way that pbf is ace
and ladybits are ace
and a peanut butter and nutella sandwich would be ace right about now.

so pretty ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:04, archived)
# hahaha :)

poor limey!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:04, archived)
# hahahaha
always a great start into the morning :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:04, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:08, archived)
# hahaha, splendid
reminds me of Perry Bible Fellowship
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:12, archived)
# brilliant.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:20, archived)
# Marvellous.
Reminds me of the sort of joke Perry Bible Fellowship does. Which is quite a compliment.
(Spui, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:25, archived)
# hahahaha
awesomeness :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)
# class as ever
need i go on??

:D woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:44, archived)
# I DEMAND THESE ON A FAR MORE FREQUENT BASIS"!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:46, archived)
# That's
wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:49, archived)
# they need to change the front page image size
because your stuff is always ace :)

clickety woo
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 9:51, archived)
# I don't know...
viewing it like this just feels wrong somehow... :(

(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)
# aye
maybe a slow animated gif of one frame size might do it
(I_am_B, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Nah!
I love your stuff, and it's the only way we can get it on the front page ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# haha
awesome

i rather like lime flavour, it's red i don't like
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# same here.
-high five for red's head getting blown off in the last frame-
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 25 Jun 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Is it
bad that I know that the basis for the image is from a sexual health / advise booklet. Is it also wrong that I have it in my desk drawers somewhere?
(Range, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 22:19, archived)
# LIMEY!
(simod, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)
# hurrah!
My first FP! :D

Thank you everyone! :)
(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Congrats!
It's well-deserved. Your stuff is always ace.

Perhaps you could post in this format in future (just in case) and provide a link to a "normal" version too.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 16:20, archived)
# So very well deserved
Its a crime it hasnt been up already.
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Arf!!!!
Why does that last frame scream out the classic Unreal Tournament phrase

"Headshot!!!"

Voice when I look at it! Most W00!
(Spluff McDuff You Love It. You Slag!, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 15:57, archived)
# belated congrats on the FP : )
you talented funny bugger
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 16:20, archived)
# crikey
thats brill
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 16:29, archived)
# This is aceness.
Fantastic stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 17:13, archived)
# but
i like lime....
(ignorant orange, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 20:05, archived)
# Heh!
Headshot!

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 21:46, archived)
# that's so utterly deserved
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 23:56, archived)
# This is ace...
I love the Charlie Brown expression in the third panel
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 0:56, archived)
# Am I the only one thinking...
"ris"?
(I helped save b3ta! FreudianSlap, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 1:35, archived)
# no
I don't get it either
(baz, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 9:25, archived)
# ris?
wozzat?
(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Rissing ris eh?
(I helped save b3ta! FreudianSlap, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)
# i don't get it.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Urgh
The green ones are am horrible.
(Dr GUID, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:36, archived)
# i really like this
(thundercat, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:58, archived)
# toptastic
very good! more!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 17:26, archived)
# But...
..I like lime :/
(akav0id, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 20:50, archived)
# Good old polyols
especially those in Chewing Gum flavourings. Did you know they give residues from chewing gum manufacture to cows as feed?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 23:20, archived)