b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Message 7465522 (Thread)

# clever!
Here's a little chemistry rhyme (though unrelated):

Johnny was a chemist
But he is no more
For what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 18:53, archived)
# I got taught
Poor Jack will breathe no more.
For what he thought was H20.
Was H2SO4.

That was about 25 years ago and I've never forgotten it:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 18:56, archived)
# They both get the point across, eh?

"Tastes like burning!"
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 18:57, archived)
# Potassium ethoxide rules C2H3OK!
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 18:59, archived)
# I heard one that went..
Maisie often wondered why
Acids trouble alkali
So Maisie in a manner placid
Fed the cat sulphuric acid
Pussy whereupon grew frantic
Executing many an antic
"Ah ha", cried Maisie, overjoyed
Pussy is an Alkoloid.
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 19:02, archived)
# ...and next week I'm going to see you in the board stats with a random quote that says:
Pussy is an Alkoloid
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 19:15, archived)