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[challenge entry] You eshpect me to talk?
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No Mr Bond I expect you to See.


From the Making Safe Things Dangerous challenge. See all 476 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Anyone else catch this on the big screen last week?
Absolutely chuffing marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:27, archived)
# No! *envies*
I love early Bond casting of people who don't speak a word of English....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:28, archived)
# It certainly was :)
/was great to see it on the big screen
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Best Bond ever...
(I helped save b3ta! Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:34, archived)
# raise you...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:36, archived)
# *folds*
(I helped save b3ta! Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:45, archived)
# aaaand another...
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:52, archived)
# oh god
i think i'm going to die from pun-related injuries
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Game, set and match..... Miss Ego
(I helped save b3ta! Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Ouch
Laser Jap's eye service
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:28, archived)
# That's at least ten owies.
Also happy b3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
Have cake
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:31, archived)
# What sort of cake is that?
I'm getting the outside but the middle has me perplexed.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Dobos Torte
Was the name on the recipe
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:34, archived)
# 404? You could at least link it to I love horses you cad.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Would help if I even knew where my own blog was
Fixed now!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Hurrah, You are no longer a cad.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:39, archived)
# I've never been a cad!
Just a bit thick sometimes...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:40, archived)
# what the christ
 
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:33, archived)
# goatse cake aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:34, archived)
# It's chocolate!
Honest!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Nah that's this
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:35, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:35, archived)
# no ring?
that's ace. if i ever get married i want the middle layer of the wedding cake to be that goatse cake.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Give me a shout and I'll bake one up again.
I've been experimenting with filling the balls and tip of the lad with cream.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:41, archived)
# certainly will
and cream in the balls and bellend are almost mandatory. and maybe a raspberry filling in the gaping arse.

(i sense a very rapid divorce coming along but if she can't take the joke she shouldn't be marrying me anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Raspberry filling, with a hint of chocolate....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:44, archived)
# a few malteasers should do the trick
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Chocolate chips...
And a single solitary piece of sweetcorn
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:50, archived)
# *boakes*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Thankyou for that insight
I just ate turkish delight. Now i'm going to go and find a drink that isn't red or brown. Excuse me.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Anytime, always happy to help
Tea or cherryade?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:53, archived)
# I'll get the boys in R&D on the case.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:57, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:40, archived)
# hahahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Thanks :)
Can I also just say...
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:38, archived)
# *tries to click for NSFW*
Damnit!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Happy B3taday
and congrats on the 1k!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Super fun win time for you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:43, archived)
# well done
on the double milestone
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 12:23, archived)
# DOUBLE WHAMMY!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Yay!
hApPy B3TaDaY :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:32, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:32, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:34, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:39, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:48, archived)
# *Medieval Factoid*
This is true! You keep one side of the table for eating and getting all greasy, and the other all clean for paperwork.

100% of fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 12:16, archived)
# ahem
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:44, archived)
# hahahaha
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:48, archived)
# hahahaha
christ
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Thank you guys
This is the largest and nicest response I've had to any of my megre collection of posts :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 13:22, archived)
# : )
bindun, sort of...

(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 18:04, archived)