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[challenge entry] Inspiral carpets.....
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(nattydread, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:35, archived)
# you fucking prick.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:35, archived)
# something tells me you haven't read the FAQ.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:35, archived)
# that was stupid
People are angry at you because you have posted porn (not allowed) and an image that is far bigger than the suggested 50k file size.

Please remove the image and replace it with a link to the image marked NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:35, archived)
# and then read the FAQ
FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:41, archived)
# This compo appears to be bringing all the fails out of the woodwork.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:42, archived)
# This compo has RIS all over it
I knows what I likes and I likes a cheap laugh. All this thinking doesn't suit my week off.
(Northern Lovely, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:43, archived)
# ^this^
and im not even off of work
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:45, archived)
# ^this
It's just page after page of cryptic pictures and TOAP.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:46, archived)
# LIES!
www.b3ta.com/board/7497262
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:50, archived)
# agreed

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:49, archived)
# THEN MAKE SOMETHING BETTER FOR THE COMPO INSTEAD
TO PROVE YOU'RE BETTER THAN THEM OR STOP FUCKING WHINING.

Compos are always packed full of shit with the occasional good thing, like the board at almost any time.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Nah
compos normally have something that fits the actual theme. This has almost nothing. And if I were to bother making one, in paint as that's all I currently have access to, it'd just get pushed down by more of the same.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Actually
in the majority of cases the things posted in the compo vary away from the theme, they hardly ever fucking fit it.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:05, archived)
# She'll be coming over the cliff?
also NSFW
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Okay.
Great.

*avoids*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Jesus Carpenting Christ, where to start?
Sort the file size out

Sort the image size out

CLEARLY NSFW


Oh, and read the Fucking Faq. There's a link from the main page. You've had a year, and you haven't looked even once?



Yeah, this compo's sent me into Nazi mode
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:36, archived)
# nice one cock knocker

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:36, archived)
# you're a fucking twat
pown.alluc.org/?uid=884
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:36, archived)
# this better involve I love horses or I'm ending my subscription with you
edit: you're saved, I don't have sound so I just sang I love Horses to the video.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:39, archived)
# *bends the truth*
he shouts I...FUCKING LOVE HORSES!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Dear valued customer
we are pleased that you are keeping your subscription with us
next week there's a free rubber duck give away offer.

lots of love
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:48, archived)
# HURRAY FOR RUBBER DUCKS!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:49, archived)
# I don't think this has ever been more apt...
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:36, archived)
# I love this fail animation
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:37, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:40, archived)
# That's the best thing
in the history of the interweb, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:49, archived)
# I only have a 13.3 inch screen
So thanks for filling it with that shite.

Still, at least it's four or five times the size of your shrivelled manhood.
(Northern Lovely, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:36, archived)
# *adblock*
that is all
(likeajackhammer, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:37, archived)
# OH... MY... FUCK.
GO AND DIE NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:38, archived)
# There is nothing right about your posting
please leave and die

ta

ron cupboard board nazi
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Oh no,
This is exactly the sort of thing we didnt want to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Please, please kindly fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:38, archived)
# No no no no
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Oh FFS
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
Shame it's been spoiled slightly by this shite.
EDIT: Not your read the FAQ gif.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Why thank you
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
Have some cake!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Ooh, cake.
I likes cake
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:46, archived)
# happy 2
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:47, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Has anyone opened the Bunker up?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:39, archived)
# If i wasnt busy shopping a kitten
ID WRITE AN ESSAY ON WAYS U SHOULD DIE!!!

(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Oh, the beautiful irony :D
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Hahaha.
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:42, archived)
# halve the size and you have a wonderful image
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:42, archived)
# FAQ?
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:43, archived)
# *prepares 3MB fail anim*

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:43, archived)
# COMPO IDEA!
Beautiful irony. Preferably with fail pictures.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:44, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/7498274
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:46, archived)
# It's 'You are fail'
idiot
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:09, archived)
# why is this still here
for sucks fake
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:41, archived)
# ^ THIS
Get rid of it, you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:41, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:43, archived)
# oh how that made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)
# YOUAREAFUCKINGDICK
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:42, archived)
# THS IS CLEARLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK YOU PRICK!!!
LINK IT MORON!!!

Whilst you might be at home most of us are at work, if this is seen on my screen or anyone elses we will be deeply in the shit!

Fucktard!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:42, archived)
# FAIL!
You loose.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Well done
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:45, archived)
# I agree with everyone else.
You're a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:45, archived)
# I would pay big money to be able to see what these posters actually do in these circumstances
Are they just reading the replies and wondering what the hell is going on, have they gone for a cuppa, are they giggling with schoolgirlish glee or are they trying to work out how to make it a link
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:46, archived)
# I don't know how to make images a link either,
so I obey the rules.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Read the FAQ
specifically the bit called 'How do I post a link?'
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
When (if) I ever post something that breaks the rules, I will beforehand, don't worry.

I rarely post images, though.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:53, archived)
# It probably varies.
I find it hard to believe that half of them bother reading any replies. I imagine some of them post and then just sit there refreshing the front page getting all confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:52, archived)
# I think most post, then go away.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:55, archived)
# but whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:01, archived)
# I remember this one!
My name is Joe,
The streetlamp is my home,
I'm A FUCKING HUGE TOTALLY NSFfuckingW COMPLETE PIECE OF SHIT OF A FAIL

*moshes*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:46, archived)
# *headbangs along*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:47, archived)
# You have made a faux pas.
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:47, archived)