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[challenge entry] isn't that cute


sorry, file is huge, click image for better version... hope it's not nswf?

From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 773 entries (closed)

(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:00, archived)
# This hurts my brain
please make it stop
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:01, archived)
# wtf?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:01, archived)
# That's kinda funny
And it isn't NSFW because it isn't porn, just natural nudity.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:02, archived)
# It's a statue
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Exactly.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:03, archived)
# A full frontal picture of a fully nude human wouldn't be very SFW
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:04, archived)
# But he's not a human is he?
He's a fucking rock.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Yes I know
That's a statue of a human - I'm agreeing with you. "natural nudity" isn't SFW - Statues are.

(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Oh good.
*links arms with Dixon*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:06, archived)
# what about a statue of a big veiny cock?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Send me a photo and I'll give you an opinion
:D
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:07, archived)
# That too is a fucking rock.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:08, archived)
# the best kind
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:08, archived)
# tie me up and i'll confess,
the thousand ways that make you statuesque!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:04, archived)
# *PING*
Pance Begone!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:04, archived)
# natural nudity isn't allowed either
unless its the ones that go on the front page.
Just as long as it isn't disguised as a monument.
:)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Oh no
Bad memories.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:05, archived)
# YOUR PICTURE WAS A NOB AN ERECT NOB AN ERECT NOB WITH A BIT OF STEEL THROUGH IT
CLIMB OFF YOUR FUCKING HIGH HORSE
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:05, archived)
# and drink your milk??
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:05, archived)
# your high milk

(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Two nobs?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:06, archived)
# hahahahaha!
^that
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:06, archived)
# calm down dear, it's only the internet
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:06, archived)
# it wasn't ashally
I just rotated the image to make it upright ;D
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:07, archived)
# oh that's my WHOLE argument ruined...
actually, no it's not, your picture was a nob with a bit of steel through it, the other picture was a character from a computer game that when you had a real look at it, LOL A NOB. If I walked from a few feet to the picture as far as I'd be aware it's an odd picture of mario, had I done the same with yours I'd have said "a willy!"
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:12, archived)
# There was one of Bungle with a knob also
*fwaps at the memory*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:14, archived)
# I didn't see that one.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:15, archived)
# It was on the Front page at the time!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:19, archived)
# I don't look at the front page that often.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:24, archived)
# It's in M3's profile
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:21, archived)
# haha loved that one
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:24, archived)
# When it's tits, it's usually fine
If there's a suggestion of a nob, the board has a mass prolapse
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Not with me it's not as well you know
I used to spazz back carefully first thing in the morning due to all the tit-related posts.
Until I put markp0rter on ignore.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:29, archived)
# yes - me too
Late Night Asians was a pile of cheap wank.

and by "usually fine" I was talking about the board in general
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:31, archived)
# It's all about perosnal opinion though
you think Mario was fine and I assume that you must have found Bungles bollocks fine too.

Personally I thought they were far worse. End of. Never mind. Move along.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:19, archived)
# !
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:08, archived)
# *holds toasty back*
he's not worth it mate,
not worth it!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:05, archived)
# who's a bitter lemon then

(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:05, archived)
# this /\ witha cockring
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:07, archived)
# that's why I put the smiley face on it, because I knew someone would kick off
congrats GoS, you win the prize
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:07, archived)
# ahhh but you brought it up again

(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:14, archived)
# oh great, I hope it's something nice.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:14, archived)
# it's....
.......
...................
..........................GUNS!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:15, archived)
# you, I love you
I was rereading all of the frog fucks granny stuff

and laughing my tits off :)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Is it the manly love between two men who can never touch
or can we actually have bumsex

Bagsy I'm "stone"
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:18, archived)
# hahaha
I'll think about it, son.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:20, archived)
# don't start that again :p
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:08, archived)
# ha
haha!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:02, archived)
# eh?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:03, archived)
# What the hell is going on here?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:03, archived)
# if you find out
could you let me know please?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:05, archived)
# look at the number
on the finger
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:07, archived)
# 20
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:08, archived)
# I keep blinking
Damn my reflex system
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Done that
So wtf is going on?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:09, archived)
# shouldn't really be that *hard*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:14, archived)
# are you talking to yourself?
*steps away slightly*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Is that an extra bellybutton you got there?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:26, archived)
# no
It's my anus
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:29, archived)
# 20 we told you already
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:16, archived)
# it disappears
what then?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:14, archived)
# that song
was #1 in 1994 or so in the us
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:18, archived)
# great stuff
what the fuck is that red thing. i love it
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:03, archived)
# is there a "hide compo enteries" button?
i'm bored of RIS crispies :(
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:07, archived)
# heh
now i'm hungry
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Seconded.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:13, archived)
# not yet
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:16, archived)
# ^ this with bells
B3ta we love charades

Next week: Bingo.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Well I never!

(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:08, archived)
# So are you going to tell us or not?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:33, archived)
# i thought i posted enough giveaways
but here comes another one - the songtitle had to be changed because it was, let's say, nsfw
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:35, archived)
# u all too slow here
20 fingers - short dick man
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:11, archived)