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# I don't think the song goes..
'shot through the heart and you're to blame, Philip Cave, you give love a bad name...'

I could be wrong*

* - I know I'm right because I know all the words to all Bon Jovi songs ever made.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Ah!
Well, that explains everything, then.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:13, archived)
# explains what?
that your love is like bad medicine? or that I'm feeling like a Monday but some day I'll be Saturday night?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:14, archived)
# * falters *
um, Richie! Help me out of this one - play me a solo!!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:18, archived)
# and you admit to that?
*points and laughs at bon jovi fan
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:14, archived)
# I Was A Teenage Bon Jovi Fan
so I know all the words to his songs up until he turned shit...

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(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:16, archived)
# why have you not
taken your life in shame?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:18, archived)
# because I want be taken down in a Blaze of Glory...
I blame my father for playing it in the car non stop. Plans are in place.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:21, archived)
# why have you not
taken your father's life in shame?


Never mind. I grew up with Elvis, the Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Rush and Gary Fucking Glitter. It's no wonder I went mental and rebellious when the 80's started.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:28, archived)
# That sounds like the name of the best/worst horror movie ever made!
"I Was a Teenage Bon Jovi Fan"

Ooh, the carnage....
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:22, archived)
# I thought it sounded more like
a channel 4 Dispatches documentary about a boy who shaved his legs and took his own life as he grew more and more alienated from his peers as a result of his blond highlighted mullet and tight t-shirts with the sleeves cut off.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:24, archived)
# *joins in*

Can I be part of your clique?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:20, archived)
# no i prefer going solo.
i don't do cliques, i have nothing but contempt for everyone equally.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:26, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:16, archived)