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(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:25, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Wheeeeeeee! Ace!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Dave.
*fancy trick involving rolling hat down arm, giving it a spin then throwing it in the air and catching it on head*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:27, archived)
# 'ello!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow!
Pun death!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:35, archived)
# If I ever catch you
I will hurt you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:35, archived)
# How on earth do you
propose to catch me?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:36, archived)
# traps!
traps and lures!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Kia-Ora used to be good DTH bait
not sure how good it is now.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:51, archived)
# crivvens
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:36, archived)
# that took me so long to work out, it was scary. "P-D" -atrics. "Atrics?". Oh, wait..
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Aaargh!
I physically winced at that one.

Woo! for the granddaddy of gratuitous punnage.
(richey, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 15:01, archived)
# aceness
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:26, archived)
# sehr gut!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:26, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:27, archived)
# hehehe
unlike Michael J Fox, who has a fast hand and a vibrating touch
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Some of the ladies prefer that.
...so I hear.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Which can be a good thing ;-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:29, archived)
# hahahaha!
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Now this is more like it
A post that's within the actual meaning of the compo aned is chuffing funny - woo to you Sir!


*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Arf!
Sexcellent
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:28, archived)
# *procrasturbates*
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:30, archived)
# I'll admit I never heard that word before
...but I knew what it meant as soon as I saw it.

and now I know my little problem has a name
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:33, archived)
# haha escellent
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:28, archived)
# hi
this is the one we like the most so far.
except we want red, not purple and the date will be 31-8-07
www.bmeink.com/A70529/high/bmepb529084.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:31, archived)
# both red?
That's rather nice and tastefully done.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:32, archived)
# yeah both red
can't decide where to get it though.
most likey on my shoulder
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:37, archived)
# that's where my next is going, I reckon.
It would be nice to have it somewhere that you can see yourself without the aid of a mirror, though. If not, then have a mirrored tattoo, so that it looks the right way round when seeing it in the mirror :)

edit: Good job you didn't think of getting married on the 06/06/06
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:39, archived)
# fab plan!
*twirls index finger next to temple*

i don't want any on my torso or chest
i have ones on my upper arms already and i
have plans for my forearms, so shoulder it is i reckon
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:42, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:29, archived)
# top drawer, kensington
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Mrs Kensington, or Ms Kensington?
Inquiring minds want need to know!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:43, archived)
# First good one for ages!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:57, archived)
# first good one from me, or anyone?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 15:01, archived)