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[challenge entry] Have my three minute effort, I'm going down the pub.
I'm going down the pub.

Sorry if I pushed anything worthwhile off the board!

From the Stop Aids challenge. See all 246 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:43, archived)
# What is a 'Scrat'?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Scat with an r

Maybe rat-scat?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Obviously
Something you need a hat for.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Sorry, must be a westcountry term
for a piece of tail.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:45, archived)
# What is a 'piece of tail'?
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Well, when a mummy and daddy really love each other...
etc.

Well, actually I don't know what happens after this.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Divorce
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Follow me
*beckons*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:48, archived)
# *initially fears*
*enjoys*
*becomes a man*
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:51, archived)
# I'm from Bath
Yet I've never heard of it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Hmmm, must just be the people of Marshfield then
cos that's where I first heard it.

Come to think of it, I never heard it in Bath when I lived there, and now I live in Bradford on Avon I haven't heard it either.

Oh well, I'm not changing it.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:49, archived)
# wierdo.



;)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:51, archived)
# I am Westcountry born and (in)bred
never heard the term scrat.

But I like your compo entry (click)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:48, archived)
# it rhymes with hat and sounds vaguely sexual
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Scrat is..
..that Sabre Toothed Squirrel in the movie Ice Age.

There.. now you know.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Indeed
so no condom, no yiffing with a squirrel, titted or otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:52, archived)
# This compo
confuses me
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Just remember this: AIDS LOL!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:46, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:46, archived)
# haha
knob head!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Kinda reminds me of Michael Portillo
in which case your comment was justified.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)
# yes
a smarmy power crazed lunatic!

thank god we don't have any of those in power

oh.. shit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)