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# Blue Peter Cat Scandal !




www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2001320029-2007430676,00.html
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:31, archived)
# TOATBOAPOBP!
Text on a translucent bar on a picture of blue peter
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:32, archived)
# She's a bit nice!
I wish we got blue peter here in oz!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:33, archived)
# No you don't,
it's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:34, archived)
# but
it has cute chix0r!

In my early twenties I used to visit a friend on Wednesdays and we'd sit on the couch and drink and snack and watch the local cartoon 3 hrs and yell "show us yer tits sophie!" at the girl who presented the show.

This btw is the most popular way of presenting 'australian content' here. Take a whole bunch of foreignly produced content, cut out the foreign presenter and splice in an australian one.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:04, archived)
# Oh, ok,
but it's still shit.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:09, archived)
# They were better in my day
Sarah Greene... Janet Ellis...

oh my...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:24, archived)
# we had
Sophie Lee www.bordermail.com.au/news/image/387621.jpg
and
Gayle and Gillian Blakeney www.users.bigpond.net.au/louisecom/thetwins/twins%20all%20mixed%20upA.jpg
The latter were presenters of a show called Wombat, long before they were on neighbours :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:43, archived)
# The first one scares me
I know the other two from Neighbours... oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:30, archived)
# Is it wrong...
...to want to do both mother and daughter?

At the same time?
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:04, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:35, archived)
# TV IS BIG FRAUD SHOCK!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:39, archived)
# this.
though the whole 'name a cat' thing is silly, and deceiving thousands of children is hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:48, archived)
# and stealing their money
and being democratic and vetoing what they vote for and deciding anyway

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:52, archived)
# if people send money in to a tv or radio station, they obviously can afford to lose the funds.
same as lottery ticket scams - if you're such a math noob that you 'gamble' on lotteries, you have no right to complain if the whole thing is rigged.

the veto would have ben acceptable if the cat had been givn a good name, but the difference between socks and pussy is negligible.

*goes off to fuck a sock*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:57, archived)
# I don't complain the lottery is rigged
I know the universe hates me :)

I did win £10 once tho! hah! take that "probability" :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:02, archived)
# we just had a scandal in these parts.
the lottery retailers and their immediate families were winning at 3000 times greater frequency than they should have, or some such.

i won $1500 or something a few years back. it was good fun.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:04, archived)
# there was a bit of a thing a while ago
some retailers were checking the serial numbers of scratch cards and keeping any winners for themselves and putting the known no winners back in the pile for the customers to buy

wonder what sort of naughtyness detection the lottery system has :)

I guess free money and being stupid enough to think that a computer won't notice exactly what you are doing is all it takes :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:15, archived)
# *plays*
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:40, archived)
# TOAPity Mc TOAP TOAP
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:44, archived)
# toapity toapity toap!
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPITY TOAPTPOTI TPOS

MGMLMSLNLMMGNS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:45, archived)
# Arrives late with typical reply.......
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Back to cleaning the house now:(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:12, archived)
# Please, please, please, please, please...
please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please...

make the bbc change its name to pussy.

I'd so watch that. Really. It'd be worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:34, archived)