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[challenge entry] The real reason he didn't call a snap election....

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(I helped save b3ta! Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 16:57, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Thanks!
Your opinion is greatly received
(I helped save b3ta! Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 16:59, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:04, archived)
# agreed
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 16:59, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:01, archived)
# uh-huh

have people stopped trying?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:03, archived)
# yes
around Feb 2004.

apparently

/JMG blog
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:07, archived)
# this explains a lot
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:08, archived)
# its funny cos its spunk see.
Not hair gel - she thinks its hair gel, but it's not it's spunk, and she has it in her hair, that's why it's funny see. not hair gel. spunk
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:01, archived)
# I just thought he couldn't get the top off the gel tube
duh!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:02, archived)
# no, it's spunk
not hair gel.


spunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:03, archived)
# spunk?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:03, archived)
# spunk?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:04, archived)
# well, now you come to mention it....
(sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:05, archived)
# o_O
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)
# well that is fucking hilarious
they should make a film
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:04, archived)
# My word, I'd never realised!
So spunk works like an extra powerful hair gel then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:04, archived)
# so it would seem
especially if it's not really spunk, but wallpaper paste
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)
# only in hollywood
can a man ejaculate building materials
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)
# and shit bricks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:07, archived)
# could be useful though
if you are doing up a house.

I just need to seal the bath. Pass me that copy of Razzle love.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:07, archived)
# "ooh, it's too brown, can you do it again differently?"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:12, archived)
# So it's not spunk?
You're confusing me now.

Facewash, facewash is very believable synthetic spunk. And you can squeeze the tube to make it spurt too.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:07, archived)
# But does it pass the taste test
hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:08, archived)
# LOL
You........

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:10, archived)
# it tastes all soapy
errrm, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:11, archived)
# No, it's not a good idea to eat soap.
So if you want to show someone licking spunk off of something, such as their own face or tits, and don't want to simply use the real thing, you can use a sherbert solution.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:12, archived)
# kthx
*makes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:13, archived)
# I bet spunk does a better job of washing your face
than facewash does of getting ladies pregnant though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Nah, best synthetic spunk is icing sugar and water...
vary the quantities depending on how long it's been since the last.. ahem... release....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:09, archived)
# sherbert
is nicer!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Not entirely dissimilar to be honest...
I prefer the sugary hit of icing sugar...

Don't mix strawberries into though, that's getting a bit specialist...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:17, archived)
# but not Apri
never Apri
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Why do you know so much about such a topic?
(Pachey, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:12, archived)
# I've read a rich and varied life...
Edit/ sorry, this is probably NSFW

Wasp Box Condoms
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:16, archived)
# so is that spunk, facewash or sherbert?
come on random quote!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:18, archived)
# ha, finger's crossed eh!
That is face wash, compression doesn't really do it justice.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:21, archived)
# in hollywood
anything is possible
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)
# It's rubbish
trust me
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:07, archived)
# *stops trying to wank over own head*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:07, archived)
# oh, bloody hell - alright then:
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:09, archived)
# 0_0
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:08, archived)
# LIES!
It's funny cos he gets his willy caught in his zipper at the start and it bleeds and starts off the whole premise of yet another formulaic rom-com. Hahah.
(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:03, archived)
# "We got a bleeder!"
what doers that mean exactly? Why would an ambulance man even shout that? They must get bleeding patients all the time, surely?Noiw if he was spunking I'd understand it. "We got a spunker!" would at least be unusual enough to be remarkable. Especially if the spunk ended up in her hair instead of hair gel.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:04, archived)
# It would also mark Ben Stiller as some kind of sexual deviant
Suitable for the investigations of the local vice squad.
(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Damn.


Did you find that out from the extra features DVD director's commentary? I didn't activate that, so therefore I was left unsure as to why other people were laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)
# yes
but only the Japanese edition
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:09, archived)
# 'There's something about Bukkake'
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:11, archived)
# haha
there sure is
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:17, archived)