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# no, it's spunk
not hair gel.


spunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:03, archived)
# spunk?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:03, archived)
# spunk?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:04, archived)
# well, now you come to mention it....
(sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:05, archived)
# o_O
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)
# well that is fucking hilarious
they should make a film
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:04, archived)
# My word, I'd never realised!
So spunk works like an extra powerful hair gel then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:04, archived)
# so it would seem
especially if it's not really spunk, but wallpaper paste
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)
# only in hollywood
can a man ejaculate building materials
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)
# and shit bricks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:07, archived)
# could be useful though
if you are doing up a house.

I just need to seal the bath. Pass me that copy of Razzle love.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:07, archived)
# "ooh, it's too brown, can you do it again differently?"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:12, archived)
# So it's not spunk?
You're confusing me now.

Facewash, facewash is very believable synthetic spunk. And you can squeeze the tube to make it spurt too.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:07, archived)
# But does it pass the taste test
hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:08, archived)
# LOL
You........

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:10, archived)
# it tastes all soapy
errrm, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:11, archived)
# No, it's not a good idea to eat soap.
So if you want to show someone licking spunk off of something, such as their own face or tits, and don't want to simply use the real thing, you can use a sherbert solution.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:12, archived)
# kthx
*makes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:13, archived)
# I bet spunk does a better job of washing your face
than facewash does of getting ladies pregnant though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Nah, best synthetic spunk is icing sugar and water...
vary the quantities depending on how long it's been since the last.. ahem... release....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:09, archived)
# sherbert
is nicer!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Not entirely dissimilar to be honest...
I prefer the sugary hit of icing sugar...

Don't mix strawberries into though, that's getting a bit specialist...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:17, archived)
# but not Apri
never Apri
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Why do you know so much about such a topic?
(Pachey, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:12, archived)
# I've read a rich and varied life...
Edit/ sorry, this is probably NSFW

Wasp Box Condoms
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:16, archived)
# so is that spunk, facewash or sherbert?
come on random quote!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:18, archived)
# ha, finger's crossed eh!
That is face wash, compression doesn't really do it justice.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:21, archived)
# in hollywood
anything is possible
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)
# It's rubbish
trust me
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:07, archived)
# *stops trying to wank over own head*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:07, archived)
# oh, bloody hell - alright then:
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:09, archived)
# 0_0
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:08, archived)