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# it is if you're northern

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:42, archived)
# or retarded
same difference i suppose.




on a side note, is it possible to be racist towards northerners?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:45, archived)
# it's positively encouraged.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:46, archived)
# all you poncy Southern work shy dandy fop bastards
are about to experience the Northern smackdown, Wear Dale style!

/is fast like the Nornern wind, they call him Johnny Lazers
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:47, archived)
# weardale style?
steady man

there's no need to inbreed at them!

just a simple traditional sawnoff fest should do the trick :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:49, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
what know thee of the ways of the dale of the river wear?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:51, archived)
# we don' hold wi'h ou'siders
our ways is our ways... and we don' care to share 'em wi'h the likes of naebody!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:00, archived)
# I actually understood that
I've been in Durham too long.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:11, archived)
# where in Durham
... do you know Crook?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:14, archived)
# I learned how to drink and how to fight and how to love in Crook
... what a dump.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Afraid not
I'm a uni student so you'd spit on me, anyhow
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:42, archived)
# when I was 16 I was jumped by three lads and beaten up in a club called Klute
in Durham (not sure what it's called now) because they thought I was a student.

My nose is still a little squint to this day.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:49, archived)
# We know all
in..

the city :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:03, archived)
# you mean....
Bishop Auckland?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:06, archived)
# wouldn't I be out trying to be gangsta doing drivebys in my mams fiesta if I lived there?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:08, archived)
# possibly
or letting your horse wander freely around the streets.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:09, archived)
# on fire
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:10, archived)
# on crack
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:12, archived)
# hahaha!
the rate that north south line is shifting upwards you'll soon regret saying that.
on the bright side, at least we have work down here to be shy from.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:53, archived)
# I've said it a thousand times
anything South of Middlesboro is South... although you don't get into The South until you're somewhere in line with Hull. The bit in between in the middle and people will be assessed on a case by case basis.

You don't have work down South, you're all just one huge service industry feeding upon itself and buying food and coal from the rest of us.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:56, archived)
# haha.
Manchester is North. anywhere near geordie land is just the Scotland overspill where the jocks re-home the ones even they don't want.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Manchester is the chuffing midlands
everyone knows it, but they're just too polite to say so.

Luckily - I'm rude... you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:01, archived)
# indeed
manchester=midlands

get over it :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:04, archived)
# amused/offended/amused/offended ad infinitum
/Jock blog

not even slightly offended
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:02, archived)
# is that because, south of the border, they're all bastards :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Northumberland's full of strange people
if you ask me, it's a bit too North for my liking.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:10, archived)
# in summation
the known universe is:
North of ... Richmond,
South of Corbridge,
East of Alston.

the further away you are from this area, this Garden of Eden if you will, the more of a cunt you are likely to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:11, archived)
# they all talk that odd dialect of norwegian too
pronurnce yer woards prerperly silly nurthermbria!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:13, archived)