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[challenge entry] Quick & dirty
bindun? probably shouldn't have


From the Make Newspaper Comics Funny challenge. See all 439 entries (closed)

(The Reverend annoying the regulars since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:55, archived)
# Not much bUtt seckz to be had without a cock innit.

Also: pance!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:56, archived)
# humm...
you have a point good sir! but i figured this was way over the top and close to becoming a "tesco value comic strip" as it was, if i drew the big pink cock on it as well it could be potentially damaging to my reputation over at Chortleberry!
(The Reverend annoying the regulars since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:58, archived)
# The only rep that matters is the one from here.
If the public want purple cocks, give 'em what they want.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:00, archived)
# pff
i read that as supersize butt secks
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# Mmmm supersize butt
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:59, archived)
# you like big butts
and you cannot lie

or so i assume.
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# How goes the 24h?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:07, archived)
# check the sig!
i'm knackered!
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# Lightweight..
/15 hours and not tired.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:09, archived)
# yes, but
i've been awake for over 26 hours already
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# grief
i expect the worst thing is being asked about it all the time! sorry :-p
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:10, archived)
# :D
not at all! i'm pleased that people are interested enough to ask!
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# One of my very bestest friends is called The Rev.
But he's a proper reverend, innit.

Ning all... I watched TWO (count them: TWO) episodes of Torchwood last night. It. Was. Awesome. Martha's arse, Captain Barrowtart, Tosh got her pins out (ish) and RICHARD BRIERS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:59, archived)
# Morning!
I watched ZERO (count them: ZERO) episodes evar, so all this means nothing to me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:00, archived)
# Pfft
You're missing out. It's got gay Welsh love in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:05, archived)
# The best kind
trust me. 'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Hahaha I was wondering if you'd see that.
Ningles, lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:27, archived)
# hahaha :)
we have had this conversation before on my very first compo post i think, i too am a reverend... after accidentally filling in the form for the ULC (Universal Life Church)

but im an atheist.. with a certificate of ministerial credentials in PDF format
(The Reverend annoying the regulars since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:00, archived)
# That's exactly the same as him.
And yes, I never remember things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:06, archived)
# Who are you, again?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:07, archived)
# I'm not even sure anymore.
I hope I'm Charlize Theron.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:11, archived)
# *Imagines*
*Brags to mates about talking to Charlize*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:14, archived)
# you wish ;)
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# Actually, no.
Her boyfriend's a bit too wet.

Who do I want to be? Who's dating John Cusack at the minute?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:18, archived)
# no idea
how about uma thurman?
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# Who's she dating?
She's got massive feet, actually, and is 6 foot. So no.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)
# lucy liu?
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# Kate Winslet.
I want to be Kate Winslet. Because then people'd stop calling me Scully.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:28, archived)
# briers on torchwood?
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:00, archived)
# has the world gone mad???
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# He was so bloody good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:06, archived)
# briers is all the ace.
but torchwood....
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:07, archived)
# Fuck you, Sisko.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:10, archived)
# ning
I am still sickeh, coughing up fluorescent goo
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:06, archived)
# Bleeeeurgh
Begone, foul poxbucket.


:D only joking- hope you feel better soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:07, archived)
# *grabs emergency chicken soup and blanky*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:08, archived)
# *Snuggles up
*Scoffs soup

Any chance of some honey and lemon and a handjob?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:15, archived)
# fluorescent, you say?
you must put it in tubs and sell it to children as space goo, thus profiting from your illness and spreading it amongst the depressingly healthy.
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# good idea
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:27, archived)