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[challenge entry] After years of careful measurement


I'm not very popular with the ladies anymore :(

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(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Beepers?
*looks down top* Are these meant to beep then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)
# *prods*
more of an AWOOGA! than a beep...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Office pfft!

Ning Bives!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)
# 'ningles bixy!!
how art thou this day?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Friday!
very friday indeed thankyou, and yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)
# got to open a new joint account at the bank the wife is going to be working at tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Sorry
I haven't replied as I didn't quite know whether to take that as a compliment or not. I've decided to, as I'm an eternal optimist and also an advocate of blindly believing everyone fancies me. It's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)
# I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating biscuits
*awoogas*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)
# but i'd climb over her to get to
...
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Ello mink :)
you big floozy
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)
# alright tobi
how's it going?

floozy? me? ah, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Is your name Tobi?
oh my.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)
# You've got very nice eyebrows.
*wanders off*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Weetobix eyebrows
must be Art
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:49, archived)
# i would never insult you or anyone else!
tis all in good fun!
what?
awww!
*goes to the brig*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)
# This is an extremely
sensible way to view the world which I will now adopt.

*Preens and postures*
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)
# i take the opposite view.
i am ugly and horrible.


hmm....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)
# I think yours are honkers
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# But that's not on the chart....
*gets frightened*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Be glad that you cannot be pigeon-holed
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
# YEAH
*dances* I don't think you're on the chart either.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)
# *boogie woogie oogie's till he just can't boogie no more*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)
# MY WORD!
*saddles up*
*rides into town*
*SEXYtown*



....I don't know. I'm in an odd mood.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Saddle up and make the dust fly
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Whinny for me, bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)
#
pown.alluc.org/?uid=251
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)
# t'are redex :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Damn work PCs and their lack of flash applet ways
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)
# aye....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)
# From previous posts
I doubt that you fit into the "beepers" category...
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# time to go gay?
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# *shakes moobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# *is hypnotized*
must. drop. trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# does this only apply to ladies?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Although most measurements
were undertaken on females, I believe the results can be extrapolated. Additional variables may need to be considered.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)