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# yes
add an ass

an ass has immediate comedic value

forexample: (trotting out old shite)


The simple addition of 'ASS' increasing the limited personal amusement is clearly demonstrated.

Out of jokes? Think ASS!™
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Hmmm.
*nods sagely*

I think I understand now. My ass.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:09, archived)
# really? can you explain it to me because I haven't got a fucking clue what's going on
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Oh it's quite simple.


Excessive use of vowels causes a gritty, greasy residue on the back of your teeth. Dentists recommend you have this residue removed every fourth hour by dentists at a dentist's. Only dentists can do this procedure. Dentists know that if this dental procedure isn't carried out (by dentists) then the build-up can lead to lisping and overt Northamptonism.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:13, archived)
# crikey, last thing I want is to think I'm in northampton
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:14, archived)
# hahaha!!
thats the best man speech i'll have to write sorted!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:10, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:13, archived)