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# Fred always enjoys casual surfing. . .

anyone got any additions they'd like me to add? :D
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 13:57, archived)
# is ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 13:57, archived)
# needs more crows
?? it moved up the thread...
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:02, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:03, archived)
[challenge entry] A NEW SUPERHERO IS BORN
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Graphman!
use your super graphs to show my boss how shite this place really is so he'll fuck off else where!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Don't you dare send him to Sheffield
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)
# excellent idea!
*books lower class coach tickets for boss*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Bollocks.
Oh well, he probably won't survive up north.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:10, archived)
# jolly good!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:11, archived)
# *g(r)a(ph)sps*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)
# hahaha
YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Please add something funny.


I'd like that.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 13:57, archived)
# you bitch
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 13:59, archived)
# What?

I asked nicely, didn't I?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:00, archived)
# what an ASS! :D
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Well, you know.
I work out and stuff. *pats firm arse*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Very impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:06, archived)
# may i?
*kneads*
wow!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)
# You being doing them bum crunches again Wheely?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:06, archived)
# yes
add an ass

an ass has immediate comedic value

forexample: (trotting out old shite)


The simple addition of "ASS" increasing the limited personal amusement is clearly demonstrated.

Out of jokes? Think ASS!™
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Hmmm.
*nods sagely*

I think I understand now. My ass.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:09, archived)
# really? can you explain it to me because I haven't got a fucking clue what's going on
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Oh it's quite simple.


Excessive use of vowels causes a gritty, greasy residue on the back of your teeth. Dentists recommend you have this residue removed every fourth hour by dentists at a dentist's. Only dentists can do this procedure. Dentists know that if this dental procedure isn't carried out (by dentists) then the build-up can lead to lisping and overt Northamptonism.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:13, archived)
# crikey, last thing I want is to think I'm in northampton
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:14, archived)
# hahaha!!
thats the best man speech i'll have to write sorted!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:10, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Funny?
It's a monkey in a hat!
(Keithcrash The Magniloquent Pulchritudinous Thaumaturge, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)
# does he work here?
www.newtechusa.com/ppi/main.asp
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 13:59, archived)
# I don't know
could you put on some ear rings?
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Spoons
Thousands of them.
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:00, archived)
# bicycles
millions of them
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Crabs.
BILLIONS OF THEM.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Zulus
Faaaahsands of 'em
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:04, archived)
# hahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:11, archived)
# hahah
ahhhhh

sigh
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Pixels
Trillions of them. :)

No..Wait.
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:02, archived)
# more space travel!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Lies!
Bush can't use a computer!

EDIT At the risk of offering unwanted advice. If you right click on, lets say, the layer icon for the cap and select 'blending options' then click on 'shadow'. You can make the cap blend in better by playing with the shadow effect:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Why thank
you kindly :D
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:18, archived)
# There's some great stuff in the blending options.
I warn you though, it's a slippery slope. You start by dabbling in tutorials and then end up mainlining B3ta bashes:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:19, archived)
# A surfboard?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:22, archived)