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[challenge entry] It will happen one day . . .



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(thenamwithnoname was born on, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
# hahah
seamless
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
# But but but...
Lightyears are a measure of distance, not time.

/pedants blog.

Also...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
# you have to get there first
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I'm ill today, have no concept of distance/time
Maybe Darth travelled 28 lightyears . . . ?
(thenamwithnoname was born on, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
# HAHAHA!!!
Yeah i know
(thenamwithnoname was born on, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
# O RLY?
Then please to be explaining how Han did the Kessel run in 28 parsecs? Hmm?
(Guizmeaux, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)
# wikipedia says...
The Falcon is often connected to the Kessel Run, a pathway from Kessel past the Maw Black Hole Cluster used by smugglers to transport precious Glitterstim spice.[5] Solo in A New Hope brags that the Falcon made the Kessel Run in "less than twelve parsecs", referring to his ability to move the ship closer to the Maw's black holes and therefore cut the distance traveled.

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)
# robert carlyle is scottish
not geordie
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Its up north
so i don't care lol
(thenamwithnoname was born on, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
# 'lol' indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
# North of Watford is 'here be druggies' land as far as I am concerned.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)
# You've obviously never been to Slough.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)
# I was near it once. But i wanted to keep my windscreen wipers
(thenamwithnoname was born on, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Oh for goodness sake, everyone's a wussie.
It's FINE, I've had some very good nights out in Slaaaah and come off not once a cropper.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)
# That's most likely because you are of the ilk that do the cropping.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Not for a good few years
and never without provocation and being punched first.

I'm actually a nice person.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)
# From what you have said about yourself I find that hard to believe.
I don't even consider myself a nice person and I am a humanitarian and a pacifist....

Also a strange French person I haven't spoken to in ages has just contacted me, when I was just thinking about him the other day. Damn the French and their telepathy.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)
# You're not horrible.
Believe what you like, I know I'm a nice person and that's more than enough for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:51, archived)
# *shudder*
That reminds me of the time a friend of mine was vainly trying to convince me that she was a nice person with good intentions, and denying the frequent proven occasions she'd actively fucked me over. I swear if I have another conversation with someone where they spout out some tired rhetorical absolute of responsibility or right and wrong or goodness and decency then I will kill again.

I'm in a cheerful mood today.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)
# or Hastings
Not that that's a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Ay-ay-ay yes.
Or Chatham. Gillingham. Isle of Sheppey. Fuck it, anywhere in Kent. I'm aware Hastings isn't, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Some cunt's blown up etc etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
# *sits, folds arms*
Ah'm no leavin'
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)
# TELL AH FIND OOT HOO DEDDET
Sorry. Sorry sorry sorry please don't hurt me I love you.

edit: Christ I'm such a boner. *hug*

edit: ah he's gone. I'm safe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)
# *pounces*
AH'LL STAB YOU YAH COW!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)
# If you're going to get stabbed
it may as well be by an angry Glaswegian. Do it properly, like.

Go HOME.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)
# *does it properly*
*goes home*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)