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# robert carlyle is scottish
not geordie
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Its up north
so i don't care lol
(thenamwithnoname was born on, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
# 'lol' indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
# North of Watford is 'here be druggies' land as far as I am concerned.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)
# You've obviously never been to Slough.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)
# I was near it once. But i wanted to keep my windscreen wipers
(thenamwithnoname was born on, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Oh for goodness sake, everyone's a wussie.
It's FINE, I've had some very good nights out in Slaaaah and come off not once a cropper.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)
# That's most likely because you are of the ilk that do the cropping.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Not for a good few years
and never without provocation and being punched first.

I'm actually a nice person.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)
# From what you have said about yourself I find that hard to believe.
I don't even consider myself a nice person and I am a humanitarian and a pacifist....

Also a strange French person I haven't spoken to in ages has just contacted me, when I was just thinking about him the other day. Damn the French and their telepathy.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)
# You're not horrible.
Believe what you like, I know I'm a nice person and that's more than enough for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:51, archived)
# *shudder*
That reminds me of the time a friend of mine was vainly trying to convince me that she was a nice person with good intentions, and denying the frequent proven occasions she'd actively fucked me over. I swear if I have another conversation with someone where they spout out some tired rhetorical absolute of responsibility or right and wrong or goodness and decency then I will kill again.

I'm in a cheerful mood today.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)
# or Hastings
Not that that's a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Ay-ay-ay yes.
Or Chatham. Gillingham. Isle of Sheppey. Fuck it, anywhere in Kent. I'm aware Hastings isn't, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Some cunt's blown up etc etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
# *sits, folds arms*
Ah'm no leavin'
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)
# TELL AH FIND OOT HOO DEDDET
Sorry. Sorry sorry sorry please don't hurt me I love you.

edit: Christ I'm such a boner. *hug*

edit: ah he's gone. I'm safe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)
# *pounces*
AH'LL STAB YOU YAH COW!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)
# If you're going to get stabbed
it may as well be by an angry Glaswegian. Do it properly, like.

Go HOME.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)
# *does it properly*
*goes home*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)