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[challenge entry] Safety First when you're recording an album...

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(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Hehehe
also I think the idea of this 'Ringo leaving the building' business. Can he leave the world also?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Aww, he's not that bad
and totally undeserving of the joke:

Q. What do you call a cunt who hangs round with musicians?

A. Ringo Starr.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# he's not the best drummer in the world
he's wasn't even the best drummer in the beatles
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
He is that bad, he's an overrated tosser that totally believes all the (undeserved) hype that's sprung forth like an explosive bowel movement from the mouths of people who obviously don't have ears.

Except you. You're lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
# do you have pigtails in today?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Nah, high up ponytail (think cheerleader)
why?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# *pulls high up ponytail
runs away giggling*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# you promised a quif yesterday
*checks stalking blog

yeah, 50's quif with pony tail
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# For MONDAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# aaaah
wrong dates, sorry

carry on
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I'm sure you said today
pencil skirt, seamed stockings, etc
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Well I certainly didn't mean today if I did.
The skirt's in the wash.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)
# yr not wearing a skirt?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)
# A lot of the worst singers/musicians are in the best bands
Shane McGowan - can't sing, good songs
Bob Dylan - can't sing
White stripes woman - can't drum
Pete Docherty - can't sing
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# I don't even think the Beatles were one of the best bands.
Yeah, they were alright, but bollocks were they the best band ever.

Although you're right- James Brown was a cunt but I still adore his music.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I'm not saying they were the best either
but they do have lots of memorable songs, which is why people haven't forgotten about them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# That, and people won't shut up about them.
And they're merchandised to death.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# there's a vid on the links board
of james brown and paverotti singing together
and it really shows what a fantastic voice james brown had
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Aye, I am aware of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# aye alright
i was just saying

*nipple gripple*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Yes
oh no sorry
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# But they did do a lot of stuff first.
As pioneers, they didn't always know what they were doing.

I'm not quite sure why I'm defending the Beatles as I'm not that partial to them myself either, but there you go.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)
# I also have no idea
who told Dave Mustain that he could sing. Or Jimmy Hendrix.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# The same person who said to him
'You were in Metallica? Really? You know, I bet nobody knows that. You should probably tell them.'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# hendrix has a good voice,
really appropriate for his music. Mustaine is a dickwad tho
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Ringo was (and still is) a fantastic drummer
and anyone who disagrees is clearly mentally ill.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# bom chiccka bom bom chicka
du du du du du du du du
bom chiccka bom bom chicka

etc
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Sorry, but I'm in quite fervent disagreement with you there.
My drummer, who's 24 is far more accomplished, talented and generally better, IMO. Plus he's not a self satisfied cunt like Ringo.

But hey, opinion is king.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# my drummer's older than yours
and much smaller i'll wager
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)
# I don't doubt it, mine's a big tall gangly git.
He's one of the loveliest people though, bless him. Awww.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# heh mine is a little sinewy lumberjack
great player, really creative and loads of animal energy, in fact he is quite a lot like Animal
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Haha, mine's a big tall chef
that hums all the songs and can do a blastbeat that'd make your eyes water.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)
# sweet
maybe we have the opposite of each other's band. Like ying and yang.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Hehehe, right
we are:

two guitarists, one big and dready and one shorter and most of the time baldy with massive beard (for the purposes of illustration imagine Nick Olivieri but less ugly and a lot more clothed- he'll probably hate me for saying that but the hair choices are similar), little lady bassist (hello) and aforementioned drummer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# we lost a guitarist to CoD4 :-(
Might get a new one.

We just look like various sizes of troll.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)
# ours runs thus:
singer: 80s soft metalhead
guitarist 1: tall geeky indiepop kid
guitarist 2: Mr Classic Rock
dub-obsessed Jewish bassist
me on drums - I like field recordings and the Uzbekistani doutar

needless to say, the rhythm section dominates everything else, and I am in entirely the wrong band
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)
# dub-obsessed Jewish bassist
you win

got music?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I'm just a geek drummer in that I just want to sound like a TR-808
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# As I have no idea what that is
I'm choosing to believe it is an electronic Tyrannosaurus.

This is a good ambition.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Everybody gettin' down make no mistake/Nothing sounds quite like an 808
as the Beastie Boys put it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Raaaaaaaaaar.
Is that how it sounds?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)
# silly, is not trex
is classic hip hop/electro drum machine.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TR808

(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
# That's nowhere near as cool as my idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)
# trexes cannot drum
stumpy arms
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)
# he may not be
be the most technically proficient drummer in the world, but technique soon becomes boring if there is no thought or creativity behind it, which I would argue is true for all instruments.

In my opinion, Ringo's drumming in The Beatles was original, musical and full of personality. But if you don't like it, then that's that I suppose.

I try my best not to find out anything about the personalities of the people who make music I like. They almost always turn out to be cunts and that kind of spoils it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Tell me about it, I'm a huge Zeppelin fan.
Apparently Robert Plant's a complete and utter twatbag. And I've been in love with the man for about 12 years now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)
# although they did use the drummer from the Blues & Royals (Household Cavalry) as a session drummer, you know
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Ringo played on pretty much everything
with the exception of a couple of tunes from the first sessions with EMI (Love me do and some other stuff) and The Ballad of John and Yoko which was Paul on drums.

There may be one or two other tracks I am forgetting about, but it was almost entirely Ringo,
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Was it mcCartney who said
"Rongo's not even the ebst drummer in the Beatles"?

I hope so cos he's a cunt and hate him (macca that is)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Get some shoe McCartney you fucking tramp.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Who the hell cares abour drummers?
How hard can it be to bang stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)
# 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# *thumps*



Runs away like a LOON!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# this is...
a very clever take.... nice :)
(ComradePotato, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)