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# 'How's everything in the pump business'?

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(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:23, archived)
# nice,
must be for Nuts, as you haven't done it 280 wide ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:23, archived)
# hahah
for sure
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:25, archived)
# hahaha
another £200 in the bank for TGA
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:25, archived)
# I haven't 280'd much in a while now :)
a friendly mod 280'd my last FP for me

[Mod edit: oh bollocks, I've lost the link to the big image, sorry! Can you do a link to it for me? Ta.]
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:26, archived)
# sure thing mystery mod...
/and many thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Heh, such cynicism!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:27, archived)
# weeeeeeeell
Still works!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:29, archived)
# ^see, Happytoast. Why should I 280 it when I have staff to do it for me...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Coz it has a knob at the end:P
I have to say thing now. The mox we can take at the function roon is 90! If any peeps ant to turn up they'll have to either take their turn at the function room or be downstairs in the bar!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:35, archived)
# WELL FUCXKCS YOU. I think I've bummed a few mates into coming along. We'll sit alone downstairs then, and be unsocial :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:43, archived)
# im liking
but also hating :) Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Nuts had better just print a job lot of cheques with your name on it
Or set up a standing order directly to your account.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:26, archived)
# I received two this morning funnily enough :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:27, archived)
# C'mon lads
TGA's getting the drinks in! :OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Hmmm, this London bash could get expensive...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:28, archived)
# drinks are on you eh?
bangin'
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:31, archived)
# drinks maybe, the bangin' comes a bit more expensive
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:32, archived)
# sure thing
fair's fair!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Does the bangin' get cheaper as the drinks become greater in number?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:35, archived)
# depends who's buyin'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:36, archived)
# If it's you, I reckon most people.
We're going to need some sort of barrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:41, archived)
# is that a euphemism for some sort of Ann Summers gadget?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Do I detect a note of hope in your voice?
I was thinking more of an Archie receptacle, but I'm open to suggestions.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:49, archived)
# my kinda gal
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:50, archived)
# You'd better believe it, bucko.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I want to believe!...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Hang on, let me get my
unflattering navy skirt suit on and we can play x files all you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 17:00, archived)
# *whips maglite torch up a dark passage*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 23 May 2008, 17:03, archived)
# *turns the light on*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 17:05, archived)
# my god, they're REAL!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 23 May 2008, 17:07, archived)
# *crosses arms protectively*
Turn the light back off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Isn't that usually the way of these things?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:37, archived)
# *notes down*
You, me, pub, now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Monetarily yes
psychologically short term yes
psychologically long term no
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:38, archived)
# *claps like a big fat seal*
The car I am possibly getting is a diesel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:26, archived)
# ^this
focus :)
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Corsa :-)
I've got to get my license yet. But it's a friend's mum's car- she's being given it and she's already got one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:28, archived)
# ouch
still, gotta start somewhere!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:29, archived)
# It's in perfect nick.
Or are you ouching that I don't drive yet? I used to ride, but I've never had the need to drive. The only reason I'm going to be doing now is that it means I can work further from home which is probably going to be forced upon me in the next few years if I stay in operations management.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:30, archived)
# just ouching corsas
like i know about cars! Hah!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:32, archived)
# go for it - in the long run, it's still cheaper than petrol
I used to drive a petrol primera, 4 years ago - £40-50 a week back then to get a shade over 300 miles. I now drive a diesel (mainly) and get double the distance out of a full tank, and it costs me £60 to fill up
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:28, archived)
# See, this is the thing.
At most in a week I'll be going about 150 miles. But my dad's always sworn by diesel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:29, archived)
# he's a wise man, heed his advice
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:29, archived)
# He's a numpty
but occasionally he speaks the truth. Cars, music and politics, you're fine. ANYTHING ELSE, start running.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:31, archived)
# trust him on the cars... and wear sunscreen
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:32, archived)
# :D
Pretty much a given from March to October, my dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:33, archived)
# mine dear papa
is trying to get me to trade my nearly-dead golf (petrol, does about 25 MPG these days as it's dying) for a diesel, which is a fine idea.

Problem is he wants me to get a diesel polo estate. Which IMO is a less fine idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:28, archived)
# HELLO!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Hello lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:37, archived)
# How're you this deceptively hot day? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Warm!
And flush, as it's payday.

You?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Tanning myself on your warmth, and beating the attractive barmaid at pool.
I also got some Sertraline and a new CD :) I might not go out tonight in favour of sleeping. I've gone all laaaaazy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Laziness is next to Godliness.
God of War if you prefer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Excellent stuff.
I am liking this muchly..!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:27, archived)
# hahaha! nicely
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Excellent!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Woo
Needs tagging though or have you given up on haranguing Nutz?
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 23 May 2008, 17:30, archived)
# it is tagged...
...just :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 23 May 2008, 18:48, archived)
# BRAW!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 23 May 2008, 19:31, archived)
# You're becoming
...the M&S of b3ta, oh, you and Mr Happy Toast. The very benchmark of quality. May I please have your children? Robbin' gets!!
*Edits* By gets I mean our dear Government, not you chaps...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 May 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Class.
(Fluffster, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Hooray
I'm so glad the Govt. is using the billions of extra cash generated from the increase in the price of fuel to subsidise the price at the pump so that we're not all really struggling to pay for our cars.

Oh no wait... they're not... they're pissing it away somewhere else like the incompetent wankers they are.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Sat 24 May 2008, 12:08, archived)