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[challenge entry] The continuing adventures of Pretty Legs Boy, Hands On His Hips Man and Jam Trouser Girl...
'Help us please!'
'Sorry boys, not even my jam trousers can save you now'

From the Crap Superheroes challenge. See all 601 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 11:46, archived)
# jam trousers?
izzard fan?
(djboo, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 11:47, archived)
# Don't reveal
the secret of my super powers! Just like Samson and Delilah all over again.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 11:48, archived)
# cool
are you jam trouser girl?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 11:53, archived)
# I think
she may be.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Curses!
I've been bamboozled into revealing my hidden identity.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 11:55, archived)
# are you really dutch?
cos i know a phrase in dutch:

Noken in der Koken.

i dunno how it's properly spelt, but i can say it and it means fucking in the kitchen.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 11:57, archived)
# nederklinke
and

ob der vloor (possibly spelled wrong)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 11:58, archived)
# spreek
engels
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 12:11, archived)
# ha ha ha
That's all anyone ever knows of Dutch and I've only ever heard it from Englishers. I'm half Dutch so I learnt the Dutch I do speak from my family. If there's any fucking going on in the kitchen, no-ones talking about it.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 12:01, archived)
# which half?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 12:03, archived)
# the
lefthand side
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 12:09, archived)
# So you're
the dutchie..?

/sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 12:16, archived)
# yup
passed round all and sundry. Poor me.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 12:20, archived)
# You have to be careful
on where you apply the Jam or a lot more may be revealed.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 11:57, archived)
# My jam
is my castle, it "keep"s me well protected
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 11:59, archived)
# was that castle-based humour?
yaaay.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 12:00, archived)
# My Jam is my castle.
My Marmite is my fort.
My condimented battlements will not be overought.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 12:02, archived)
# I think
that shall be my motto.

(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 12:09, archived)
# i knew they should never have used
nut-fragranced aftershave.
(martian, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 11:47, archived)
# YAY!
I love that I do!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha,
What a crimefighting trio we make...wait, we need some sort of crimefighting vehicle..Batman had the Batmobile...maybe we could have..um...a great big flying shoe!
Yes.

Is there a close up of your Jammy trousers?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 11:48, archived)
# no a great flying wedge of
leerdammer cheese.

or a borbon mobile
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 11:52, archived)
# a twatcycle
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 11:55, archived)
# I still say a Shoe.
Heroes Inna Shoe!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 11:55, archived)
# heroes in a flip flop
twat power!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 11:57, archived)
# I think I'm going have to vote for the shoe
More stylish and more storage space.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 12:03, archived)
# hairy muff
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 12:05, archived)
# heroes in a half shoe
*turtle power*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 11:57, archived)
# I think we'd have
trouble doing up the laces, that would be our Achilles Heel.
Unfortunately there is no close up.... they're small on purpose!

(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Doh!
It was just...you know...Jam.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 11:55, archived)
# I understand
there is actually a closeup - it's just he's looking at it:
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 12:04, archived)
# You
tease.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 12:07, archived)
# as ever.
I've decided to go all jammy.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 12:11, archived)