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# right, you guuuuuuuyyyyyyyys...
I'm 'shopping a fancy kitten in jewellery which I intend to get printed onto some fabric and put on a handbag/shopper sort of thing. They're selling this sort of thing in shops these days and I thought fuck that, I'll make my own.

Trouble is I don't know if I haven't already gone too far... suggestions please?

Click for biggie
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:23, archived)
# It needs a ring
I think
(Mattyboy, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:24, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha, ahhhh h aha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:24, archived)
# oi you
don't mock me, I'm serious.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:25, archived)
# Sorry...
...wasn't mocking, it just really made me laugh a lot and I was trying to convey that in a written form.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:25, archived)
# oh.
In that case, do carry on. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:27, archived)
# Thanks...
ahhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:29, archived)
# Needs bracelets.
And rings. And a monocle.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:24, archived)
# you can't
go too far with that kind of thing - how about some little jewelled shoes?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:24, archived)
# yessssssssssss...
little jewelled shoes. Good.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:25, archived)
# you forgot shoes?
Are you losing your mind, woman?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:28, archived)
# Yes
are you unwell, do you have a temperature?
(Mattyboy, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:29, archived)
# *snigger*
I've not been feeling myself lately.

phnarr phnarr
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:32, archived)
# Ha!
Anyway madam, I have a bone to pick with you. SPazzing back to 'day of the big row' earlier reminded me that you seem to think I have squiffy eyes!

*bosh*
(Mattyboy, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:43, archived)
# Ha!
*bish!*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:56, archived)
# Oh, so you do
*bash*

right, I'm off to get a vid and eat lots of food.
(Mattyboy, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 20:04, archived)
# woo to the pic
and evening JV - reply got deleted. how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:26, archived)
# I'm fine
but don't call me JV ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:32, archived)
# *note to self*
don't call JV JV
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:34, archived)
# grrrrrrrrr
where's my step-ladder...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:37, archived)
# needs
a sceptre! you can never go too far :)

where's your house?
edit: in a general sense obviously, I'm not stalking you...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:25, archived)
# eek!
*flees*

About 10 minutes walk from the centre, towards Headingley. Shall I post my address on an internet messageboard? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:28, archived)
# no,
I think I have all the information I need ;)
*scribbles notes*

nice view of lots of trees? big park?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:32, archived)
# woo, i looked at a house in that vicinity
just earlier today. hey, if we live on the same street, i could stalk you, never mind rogan!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:34, archived)
# have you moved now?
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:34, archived)
# not yet.
Probably next month sometime, it looks like.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:36, archived)
# I think sceptre
is a great idea
(Mattyboy, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:28, archived)
# little bejeweled mandarin slippers
please
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:25, archived)
# that's lovely
how about glass slippers?
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:26, archived)
# a ring
and i think the eyes should be looking out more, as if to say "i am the queen!". (she's a bit boss-eyed)

an orb and sceptre wouldn't go amiss!

absolutely WOOOONDERFUL, but don't suprised if women in florida start dressing their cats up like that.

ps - do you have it at the right res for printing?
(nevermind, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:28, archived)
# ooh.
i dunno.

what res should it be?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:43, archived)
# 3000 dpi
is printing res.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:58, archived)
# right.
where do I find that out, though?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 20:00, archived)
# I don't know.
But I'm 99% sure I'm right.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 20:06, archived)
# 3000?
Don't be silly. |t's 300.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:57, archived)
# 300! Like this :)
Rah! Its 300, if you want your image 5inches X 5inces then make it (300X5) =
1,500px X 1,500 px
there ya go :)
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:33, archived)
# that's beautiful
and i knew who had made it before i even saw the name
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:50, archived)
# Forget Charles and Camilla
I want that cat to be my head of state now!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:19, archived)
# Sweet!
Bestestest tattieshop i've seen in a while - i'll confirm 300dpi is correct for paper but u might want to try 600 on fabric for a fantastic finish - im a designy type dude who should know better :)
(fudge the return of the man with the cat on his head, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:33, archived)