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(Drunken Munki I like cheese more than you like smashing cunt, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)
# ffs
word?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)
# I know
I know :P
(Drunken Munki I like cheese more than you like smashing cunt, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
#
This pic would work better at about half the size.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)
# yum
opens and drinks
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)
# *bokes*
TJ: and on that note, I'm off to give blood. Laters everybody...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:44, archived)
# good on you
although if they try to talk you into giving bone marrow too think long and hard before you do.

also - phone in sick tomorrow at work and say you gave blood and it's made you feel ill.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Why?
Because of the pain? Or deeper issues?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)
# I was going to do it
really thought about it for a while but I had a few tests and they told me I couldn't.. also they were suggesting it would leave me off work for a while -- although this was a while ago and it could be better now...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)
# As far as I'm aware they still advise you to be off work for at least two days
I don't react well to anaesthetic, so it'd be risky for me.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:53, archived)
# yeah - I was quite dissapointed when they told me
I'd probably need all my bone marrow... I think I'm one of those do gooders at heart.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)
# because of the pain
or the risks?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)
# both
I merrily thought about doing it until I was told I couldn't, but have spoken with people who have done it and they said it was very painful... but it's still very worth doing if you can and you don't mind the pain/risk/potential time off work.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Are you on about the actual giving of marrow?
( which of course only happens after you are matched and both sides consent ) or just going on the registry? Being registered as a donor just takes some form filling and a small blood sample for tissue-typing.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I tried to give blood in germany about 2 years back
and they said I couldn't since I had lived in the UK between 1981 and 1995, and probably was chock-full of BSE. Even germans who lived in britain for more than 6 months prior to 1995 are not allowed to give blood.

Moo.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:53, archived)
# yikes
I once gave blood high when I was a student... and then realised what I had done a few hours later.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:54, archived)
# "Mr Hammond, you've lost a lot of blood, we shall have to give you a transfusion"
Later...

"Actually, transfusions are quite nice. Do you have any crisps?"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)
# :D
either that or I get a visit from El Rozzers
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)
# haha
Much as I'd like to think the drug squad screen the bags in the give blood van for traces of thc, I think you're safe.

Although, I didn't give blood for similar reasons when I was a student. One was supposed to be completely sober for three days prior to it apparently... or so I heard, so I didn't go when the van was there. Then came my stoner years when I forgot about anything that wasn't playstation, food, or weed related.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)
# *rozzers turn up a door with plastic bag full of red liquid*
is this YOUR blood sir?

... I was fooled into it - I was walking through one of the halls and sat down at a table full of cups of tea and tunncok's tea cakes, next think I know I've got a drip in my arm and a pretty nurse is telling me I have beautiful veins... it was all I could do not to make a very dirty joke. My head nearly burst from having to hold it in.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)
# I'm on the bone marrow register
and it's not a problem. I don't particularly want to give marrow but a few years back there was a local kiddie dying and needed a rare donor. The whole town got together and got tested for compatibility. As a result of that we still have the blood donor mobile service come and set up monthly in a local social club concert room.
It's no bad thing. There is a graphic artist who is dying and needs a rare donor in the States ( can't find the page again ). He's black and has a very rare marrow but anyone could be a match. It's worth the effort to register.

And that was my 15000 post. Fitting I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)
# on noes
it's a limited edition :(
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:44, archived)
# I now have
far more female ejaculate than I can comfortably cope with.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Learn to swim.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)
# or practise diving?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:53, archived)
# haha
but I'd worry if mine was that colour.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
# lol
oh piss how did i not notice the colour
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)
# I'd worry
if I wanted to dip my doritos in it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Yes surely Cheesy Doritos
are to be dipped somewhere else - *speculates*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:52, archived)
# She needs a doctor
or perhaps a vet.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)