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[challenge entry] Grrr.

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(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Steven Seagull stars in
'oooh, haven't I got a greasy head?'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)
# I was in my local with a mate of mine who's always spotting stars but rarely accurately.
He said 'Look, look, it's Steven Seagal'.
I said 'Don't be a dick, this is Hackney'
I looked and it was Michael Madsen!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Hahaha, really!?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)
# see below
I've no idea why he was there but he seemed really cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Then with it actually being Michael Madsen
then that is all win - surely.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)
# abso-feckin-lutely
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Be careful he leaves fish heads and roses on your car's bonnet -
alledgely
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:15, archived)
# and they dare to say the age of romance is dead
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)
# I know a thing about Steven Seagal
which I cannot repeat because it could conceivably give away the person who told me.
I do gather though that our Steven is not the most self-depricating, hard-working, or modest individual on the planet.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Really?
He is well known as a twat. I read an amusing tale on a martial arts forum a while back which explained the filming of Under Siege was disrupted when due to ego-scale issues he fell out with the stunt men and got involved in a confrontation with Judo whiz / stunt co-ordinator Gene LeBell which resulted in Segal getting choked out in a reputed 6 seconds. Following this he flounced off the set and demanded the stunt team be replaced with one less prone to humiliate him.

I'll give him some pluses for being good at aikido, but then some minuses for his gay jacket fetish.
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Hell
I didn't know he was so openly mocked.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:20, archived)