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News! news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7914542.stm
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Hahaha yes!
edit: Congrats Fast FP!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Bugger me!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# *buggers*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# hmm
i had a nice omelette - but your picture is nicer :)
(mrtinybrain, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Winnar!

Edit: Grats on the super fast FP :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Excellent.
Abound ye in clicks
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# LOLZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# a lovely variation on a theme
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# No!!
I has only euros!

*clicks*

*dies*

(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)
# This will become fact...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Arf
www.b3ta.com/board/9222733
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Haha
I knew this would've been done
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# I also love this article
www.theonion.com/content/news/american_airlines_now_charging
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# These ideas seem to come and go:
I don't even think this was the first.

newsbiscuit.com/board/33/42/1//Dear-Red-any-chance-of.html

But that doesn't stop it being original and beautifully executed.

*click*

(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Join the Mile High Club!
£1 Admission fee.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# yes
RyanAir minicompo!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# ha ha ha
genius :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Also, www.theregister.co.uk/2009/02/27/total_recall/ somebody has decided it would be good to remake Total Recall. Fucks sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Why?
Can't they do original films anymore...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# :(
nope
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# as long as they keep the scene
with the bird with 3 tits!
(I helped save b3ta! bigshape like a glove!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Hahahah!
Congrats on FP, I'll just add another click if you don't mind?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)
# hahahaha
class!
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# HAHAHA!
This is B3ta at its best :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# brilliant :)
*waits for it to go viral*
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# i had a
wank in my seat on a BA flight and they charged me 6 grand plus 8 months in prison
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# What's the world coming to, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# actually
i did once piss in the sink of a plane after hearing that sink waste is vented straight out into the atmosphere.
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# This is funny.
Also, I watched the interview with the Ryanair boss this morning and was chortling all over the shop.

He's a funny Irish type of person. Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Nah, he's a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Wonderful :D
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# *coughs*
www.b3ta.com/board/8685260
(I helped save b3ta! chart cat has an itch, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Feckin beautiful!
You could have gone on more I reckon!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)
# its
bring your own colostomy bag time on Ryan Air then
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:43, archived)
# well done!
this is excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:02, archived)
# so if you have no change...
I guess they would be a bit pissed off if you just shit on the floor!!!
I'd do it in the aisle just on principal!
(dampwookie failing to understand everything from birth up to, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Excellent
Hits the spot beautifully!
(Jamie and his magic bat You can bump n' grind, it is good for your mind, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Shit like this
makes this website the best in the world. And that is one of the best posts ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:21, archived)
# so much aceness...
how is it possible??!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived)
# GREEDY BASTARDS
Ryanair are such greedy cunts it wouldn't surprise me if this wasn't a genuine leaflet

Hope people send all their shit through the post to the arsehole in charge
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# absolutely
BRILLIANT!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! lord bofingham, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 16:02, archived)
# lol, it's only a matter of time...thieving twunts!
...in saying that I flew with Ryanair just this morning and it was cheap!
(william_shatner, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 22:56, archived)
# *virals*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Thats
a 747 help card, so no clicks.

Well just one anyway, top stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Spot on!
i fucking hate ryanair. i once paid an extra £20 to take 5 bags as i was working in germany for a while, but it turns out that the extra baggage fee doesnt increase you baggage weight allowance! so i was ok as long as i had 1.5kg or less in each bag! i had to pay £180 exess baggage fee on a £20 flight. evil, theiving moraly bankrupt bastards. i hope suicidal terrorists steer all of your aircraft into your Headquaters you fucks.
(furey, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Great pic, but ...
The card says it's a 737-800, but the illustration clearly shows a 747...
(horrgakx, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# As a bit of a plane nerd, I'm aware of this
but I really didn't see my crappy 10-minute job getting so much attention really
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Woo!
And it's made BoingBoing, but the twunts only posted half the image.
www.boingboing.net/2009/03/01/ryanairs-coinop-emer.html
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Got it all covered...!
ptwd.blogspot.com/2009/02/ryanairs-top-tips.html

Gotta love Ryanair
(Her Ghost zomegle.com, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Fantastic work
And you should read this:
Ryanair to charge for breathable air
- NewsArse.com

(protocoldroid, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:21, archived)
# That really is a fantastic website, cheers
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Its in the Daily Mail
Today, oh dear
(Dr Zoidberg is going for a scuttle, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:43, archived)