Breathtaking arrogance
Ryanair's latest safety cards:



(a mate did this but he doesn't have a b3ta account, so I'm sticking it on /board for him)
( chart cat has an itch, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:44, archived)

Put money in planevagina
Grab inverted teat
Allow inverted teat to form symbiotic relationship

I reckon a fiver's quite cheap.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:46, archived)

that'd cost you £150 in Soho

( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:47, archived)

At LEAST

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)

You'd easily find someone to do it for free here on the internet.
There's bound to be someone somewhere who desperately wants to do it.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:06, archived)

arf!
get 'im signed up!!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:46, archived)

can I pay by direct debt?

( theoriginalsteve "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb", Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)

"every time you are involved in a fatal plane crash, a small fee will be deducted from your bank account"
sounds like a plan
( charlie?, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)

not bad..... I'd be mighty impressed if I earn airmiles with that too...

( theoriginalsteve "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb", Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)

Hahaha

( Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)

Just make sure
that Rob Manual attaches your child's safety vest to his penis.


_CFB
( Mystery_Bob, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:05, archived)

pahaha!

( charlie?, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:07, archived)

Pfffft

( Nickalollyoff http://seventrousers.wordpress.com, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:09, archived)

arf! :)

( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:07, archived)