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# haha
I've only ever had a kebab once - it gave me food poisoning

I'm not sure Russell Howard's that bad
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)
# you should eat another one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
# that's mean ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
# it's not!
one needs to get past these things!

my first murder was a really scary messy affair. I cried for days afterwards, but after a few more I find it quite natural now.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)
# i find the crying to be my favourite bit
that and the masturbation
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)
# don't give all the secrets away otherwise everyone will start doing it
and there'll be nobody left for the likes of us!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)
# You, you're clever.
Salmonella- overhyped?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
# It can lay you out for weeks can't it?
And not in the good way.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)
# I'm trying to work out why all of the arsebad is upon me.
I only had a roast dinner yesterday- chicken. I didn't cook it....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)
# are you sure someone else did?
that could be your problem ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)
# This is my thinking
it was my best mate, and he's usually VERY careful about all that, as his girlfriend (my other best friend) is very stomach-orientated.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)
# it could just be gastroenteritis
there's a lot of it about you know!


/granny blog
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)
# BRB.
Hopefully lucky number seven.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)
# GRIP THAT SEAT!
RRAAAAAAAARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)
# ooh nasty
not sure if I've ever had salmonella. I've had campylobacter - that's no fun
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)
# What's that?
Does it make your diarrhoea smell of tuna cat food?

Yes, I have no shame, I just want to know what this is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)
# you sure you haven't actually been eating cat food?
www.wrongdiagnosis.com/c/campylobacter_food_poisoning/symptoms.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Could it not be
the tuna cat food you ate yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)
# did you have anything to drink (i.e. alcohol) as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Nope, just water...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)
# is anyone else ill?
er, of people who had chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
# "Motile,
with either uni- or bi-polar flagella"

sounds enjoyable :)

i had an un-diagnosed vom-fest while living abroad that the doctor treated with an anti-biotic which:

1 - didn't farking work, and

2 - turned my piss red

the one thing that makes you feel better about the fact that you may be dying of dysentery is believing that you're bleeding through your wiener >_<
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)
# clever pfft
I'm a natural cynic, so I'd say it's overhyped

I reckon it's down to most people being generally unhealthy and unable to fight things off
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Well that certainly doesn't sound like me.
I'm surprisingly healthy for a smoker.

Hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)