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[challenge entry] And He was wrapped in cloth by the Virgin attendant...


and the gathered crowd around Heathrow looked to the Heavens with their telephoto lenses and cried... 'Oooooh. An Airbus'.

And in that moment he ascended into the Heavens, destined for the City of Angels, flightime 11 hours and 10 minutes.

From the Modernise the Bible challenge. See all 404 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 8:49, archived)
# "...and thus Jebus did turn Broadband into Shite"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 8:51, archived)
# What's going on Susan?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Don't start with the Susan again! Whatever that's all about.
Nothing much at the moment but hubby will be taking me up to York for some photography and general sightseeing.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Was it Susan last time?
Sorry B, - my mind is a fog... York eh? don't forget to wave as you go past Leeds :)
have a walk on the City walls and visit the Castle Museum (It's not a castle, but it is a museum, and is next to Cliffe Castle - a motte and Bailey - scene of an awful massacre
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Oo thanks never been there and was interested
in what is there other than the Yorvik Viking Centre
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:09, archived)
#
Airbus upskirt
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 8:53, archived)
# haha!
good ningles to you all this fine Friday morn'!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 8:54, archived)
# sup steve

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 8:58, archived)
# back in the office today... Had to work from home due to my car needing it's MOT...Gah! Garages sure like trying to empty my bank account...
nings medi!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:01, archived)
# And ye an online community did shoppeth Him relieving Himself
And He did have a cameo in a moving picture of espionage that was heavily censored by other airlines
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:00, archived)
# happappy b3taday, Mrs T!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Thank you oh original one :)
3 years wasted on here.... And that's not counting lurkage time
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:09, archived)
# happy!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:06, archived)
# Ta :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:17, archived)
# happy b3taday Trelly :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:06, archived)
# Ta prodge
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:19, archived)