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[challenge entry] Adam and Eve at Applebees

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(ami2weird4u I have 10 penises., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Fruit is really bad for the diet apparently
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:08, archived)
# they'd have to be the first people
because the only way i'd touch him is if he was the only man on earth
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Why?
Who is he then? Someone famous?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Ah so it isn't Chris Moyles?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Not self-satisfied and smug enough to be Moyles
:)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:24, archived)
# don't know
but he sure is ugly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:21, archived)
# So you're just judging him on his looks then.
Poor bloke. What if he had a lovely personality?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:22, archived)
# HAHAHAHA BUT HE'S WELL FAT!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:25, archived)
# And look, his leaf is pretty big.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:25, archived)
# That's what she said
(ami2weird4u I have 10 penises., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:26, archived)
# i don't care
there's something about him that just makes my skin crawl. being fat doesn't enter into it, i've dated fat blokes before and, due to alcohol and poor disco lighting, some quite ugly blokes too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Awww
Creepy guys have feelings too! :D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:28, archived)
# you never met my ex
he's known as CTM, which stands for creepy thin man
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Haha, oh dear
That's not a good nickname to have really, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:31, archived)
# better than the one his workmates gave him
because of his chinese heritage, they call him plick.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Sounds like one of my mates
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:33, archived)
# can't be
he hasn't got any mates
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:35, archived)
# gutted.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:37, archived)
# No they don't,
they have FEEEEELINGSSS *slimeys*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:31, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:32, archived)
# MMHMMMM BIG OL' BUTT!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:21, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:25, archived)
# sharpen your scissors next time : )
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:20, archived)