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[challenge entry] A little international foreplay that history missed?

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(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:51, archived)
# hi, i'm a nice person, i say this only because it amuses me, yes i'm shallow, yes this is selfish and yes it's uncalled for but here it is
Oh wow, you saw a picture of a statue of two men sitting next to each other and decided to post it on b3ta and enter it into the competition, you're a freakin god, i wish my penis was big as yours

thanks for listening, i feel better now and slightly sad that i've had a pop at someone who is probably perfectly nice, just got the idea a little bit wrong
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:57, archived)
# i'm sure that statue is near the cotton exchange in liverpool
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:58, archived)
# I think he's shopped the legs
or I am mistaken?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:02, archived)
# nope not mistaken, you are correct
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:03, archived)
# ah then i take it all back
this is indeed a masterpiece
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Do your homework and find the original, instead of disingenuously speculating about the work.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Did you just use the phrase
"disingenuously speculating about the work"?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:11, archived)
# he did and was a contextual exactitude
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:13, archived)
# I agree
altho i have no idea what those words mean
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:14, archived)
# You might be on the wrong side of the Atlantic to know :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:16, archived)
# That's a Continental Extractitude!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:18, archived)
# i had mushrooms in my rogan josh :(
karma that is, right there
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:19, archived)
# I hope it was magic mushrooms
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:20, archived)
# nope just the normal slimey bogey type ones
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Mmmm... slimey
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:23, archived)
# No, that's a rumor too
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Nobody said, "Put a sock in it!"...
... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:21, archived)
# i am a modern day sheath
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:23, archived)
# And your point is? (yawn)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:04, archived)
# his point is flawed
which he has now realised.

Good shoppery btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:05, archived)
# I am profoundly and gratefulinistically appreciative :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:27, archived)
# splendiforous
magnificaticaly dispenuated !
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Leg locked . . . have a cigar !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Genius
Cleeek!
(Eeeza bit Tidy A blink, a pause, a blush and then I knew., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 2:03, archived)