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[challenge entry] Think on, kids.

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(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:36, archived)
[challenge entry] And after he´s taken your money...
(Mr MacTarpaulinsmythe, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:41, archived)
[challenge entry] It's all about the Benjamins
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:03, archived)
# This is wonderful.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:38, archived)
# I'd hate to think what putting a cross in the Tories box would bring
Gah! I'm annoyed that I have absolutely nothing to vote for - there is no working class alternative, The Greens are all pretty middle-class and quite mad, The Lib-Dems are New Labour/Tory Wannabes, The Monster Raving Loony Party don't even stand around here and you can't vote for the Anarchists... grrrr. politics what a fucking waste of a vote!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Whoever we vote for...
..and whoever wins the British public will still bend over and let the ruling party shaft us with the sandpaper glove as we ask for more.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:54, archived)
# What annoys me more than the lack of a working-class party
is the people who tell you that if you don't vote you don't have an opinion or a right to voice an opinion - really? Because I'm pretty damn sure I have an opinion and I have a right to express my opinion regardless of my lack of voting choices. I'm just not quite so upfront about shoving my views and leaflets down other people's throats come election time!

Oh well I will just have to make do with the inevitable gloom of whatever party decides to tell me what to do for the next 4 years.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:59, archived)
#
www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/apr/08/political-manifesto-vote-kushlick
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Pity I don't live in Bristol South then - not a phrase I have ever been known to utter before ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:02, archived)
# it was exactly the same last time around
voter apathy keeps the old boys network intact
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:03, archived)
# If you don't vote they tell you this is the case -
if you do vote you end up voting for the very 'old boys networks' they claim that your apathy is keeping intact!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:05, archived)
# less than a third
of the country voted last time, so this government represents around a sixth of the people it governs. most people will say that voting for the main opposition is the only alternative, and their policies are virtually identical in that they advocate maintaing the status quo. the other candidates are written off because they'll never get in. while I don't believe that the lib dems or greens aren't part of the old boys, if more people would vote for a fringe party it would at least challenge the establishment to have to think a bit differently.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:17, archived)
# I used to be a Branch Secretary for The Socialist Party (Previously Militant)
but they don't have a big enough support to stand more than 1 or 2 even with a Green/Socialist Alliance no more than 4 people throughout Sheffield and none of those stand in my Area. I will vote for the nearest to a Socialist agenda that I can else I won't even use my vote not even for Labour.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
# ^ this
I won't vote for any party or candidate I don't want to see win. Even when voting strategically. Realistically, this means that I won't vote for anyone. But I bet I've spent more time researching the issues than the people who just vote for the same people they've always voted for, and often who their parents voted for as well, without putting in any thought whatsoever.

So at that point who is the apathetic one? :(
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:31, archived)
# isn't that just advocating your current MP, or the poll-leader in your consituency?
you're basically saying "I don't want them to win, but I don't want the main alternative to win even more"
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Why vote for the Main Alternative? If that alternative doesn't speak for your views or your life-style?
Isn't that a worst waste of a vote than not voting?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:45, archived)
# I'd agree to that
Voting for something/someone you don't agree with is pretty absurd
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:49, archived)
# the point is that not voting is exactly the same as voting for the market favourite
spoil your ballot, vote for a fringe, stand yourself, blow up the polling office, anything else is better
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:50, archived)
# I will vote for the best alternative that reflects my views
if a socialist alliance stands here I will vote for them if not then I have no vote.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:52, archived)
# at least spoil your ballot
as its recorded as a protest. not turning up at all just lumps you in statistically with those too stupid/lazy to have an opinion (when clearly you do)
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:54, archived)
# That's what I find so annoying
a good percentage of spoilt ballot papers are done by people who are just simply stupid - so in order to spoil mine I would have to do it with wit and intelligence "FUCK YOU CAMERONBROWN SHITE MONKEYS!" or something like that :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:59, archived)
# they'd probably count that as a vote for the Lib Dems
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Yeah I would have put the Lib Dem's name above but I simply don't have a clue what his name is
and can't be bothered Googling it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:25, archived)
# That's not fair, wanting to vote for a party that favours your pals over other people.
Surely what you want is a party with no class. Er, you know what I mean.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:09, archived)
# You know who to blame?
The Normans, that's who. And I don't mean Barry.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:13, archived)
# That's where it all went wrong ever since they got Johnathan Ross in to replace Barry Norman
for the Film reviews!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Trufax
coming over here with their boeuf and their jambon.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:21, archived)
# There is no "classless" party and we don't live in a classless society
everybody else votes for their interests first so why should it be wrong for working-class people to put their interests first? The workers have had their rights stripped right to the bone and that causes the tensions that lead to strike actions erupting all over the UK. Give us decent pay and decent working conditions and we will be content.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:16, archived)
# I suggest...
...you try getting job in China for a year or two. Then come back and tell use what having "rights stripped right to the bone" really means.
There's much to be angry about in UK politics (digital economy bill, broadcast flag, ID cards/database, RIPA, EVCS/ISA etc), but I don't feel employees' rights is one of them.
As for putting ones one's interests (or one's principals) first; that's fine IMHO. That's how it is supposed to work isn't it? The elected body is an "average" of what the populace think? (Hopefully with some kind of protection for minority views). I know I will be voting for whomever I think will serve me best and has the closest match with my world-view.
[Which will b the least-bad candidate as always, and certainly not the twat-badger who got by name and address by abusing the electoral roll. Reminds me...snotty letter time]
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Oh right the Fucking "Get a Job in China/Russia/Some Random Psuedo-Communist Country" argument
you do well standing heckling Trade Union Marches - if you're quick you can heckle some tomorrow in London!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Urf...unions
They'll be fourth against the wall come the revolution.
They served a purpose once (maybe some still do), but most are simply fiefdoms for those in charge, they have really served their members well, haven't they? Look at the twonk they helped put in power!
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:38, archived)
# I'd rather be in a Union than not in one
if you don't cross a picket line and you're in the Union you are covered by their lawyers against getting the sack - if you're not in a Union and don;t cross a Picket-Line you have no cover at all. The Union beaucracy is corrupt but that doesn't mean the structure is unsound it just mean we have to work hard about changing the leadership. Unlike the Labour Party the structure is now throughly un-sound from to top to the bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Here's the thing
I'd cross the picket line quite happily. If my employer pisses me off enough (not that they do) then I'll simply go somewhere else. I am not in a union as you can probably guess.
I am confused by your last comment. The Labour Party is un-sound IMO, and I would say that unions are equally un-sound.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:02, archived)
# The roots of the Union are ordinary working people
the bureaucracy of the Union are un-sound no doubt as they are the same people who support the Labour party - we have to turn that around by seizing control of the Unions and bringing it back into democratic control. The Labour Party is too far gone for that ever to happen. The Unions need to stop supporting Labour and fund a working-class alternative.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:12, archived)
# All you need to do is put the roots at the top of the power structure, and keep them there.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Yup and there's the rub
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:30, archived)
# It should be principles, not interests
or you're a selfish goit.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:20, archived)
# It's only a waste...
...if you waste it. Rather than moaning why not go and do something. As the saying goes:
"Those who can, do
Those who can't be arsed, moan about it on teh interwebs"
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Moaning is doing something
most of what that Martin Luther King did was just advanced moaning.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:25, archived)
# At least...
...he could moan in style.
Hmm...there may be a (weak) joke in there somewhere.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Because of all the reasons I have explained above
a non-vote is no less effective than a vote - regardless of the way you vote. Sooner or later people will have to sit up and take note of why so many people are not using their votes, or do you really believe that it will get to a stage where Political Parties are gaining seats based on a very small fraction of the overall vote?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Spoling the ballot...
...is IMHO more effective than a non-vote. You are saying "I have the will and wherewithal to vote, but there is no candidate for me".
Even better (assuming there genuinely is no one you feel you can vote for) would be to start your own campaign (or join an action/lobby group or whatever).
Moaning and not voting isn't really anything IMHO.
You are of course free to do as you wish (until some ass-hat makes that illegal 'n all)
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Also it's fun and you can probably write swears.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:37, archived)
# That...
...is a fucking excellent idea!

Who can write the worst swear on a ballot paper and not get gaoled?
Or who can fill out their ballot in the most amusing manner and not get sectioned?
Now there is a compo!
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:40, archived)
# did it for my last council elections
changed the names to Betty Arsebiscuit and Norman Shit-Norman and drew a CDC on the bottom
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Supporting democracy!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:47, archived)
# For a start to stand in the election you need to be a registered party and put up something like £4,000
in advance and only if you achieve over 5% of the vote will you get your Deposit back. So there is a very real and tangible barrier to standing in elections which is why Socialist Groups find it so difficult to put up cnadidates - this isn't the land of the free!

And spoiling the ballot paper? - what does that actually prove? I've stood in local elections all the spolit papers are sorted in a pile of about a few dozen and the parties argue about what the "voter" was actually voting for so a percent of "spolit" papers are actually mis-used as votes under the idea the voter was too stupid to know how to put an X in a box!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Good for you for standing
And I can see I will have to be very careful where I curl one out should I decide spoil my ballot.
Even if you can't stand yourself (or your group can't), then making your case to the other candidates is surely better than nothing. ("MLK advanced moaning" if you will)
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Yes be very careful how you spoil your ballot paper
one person put "X" in every box but 1 and they took it that it was a vote for the one without the X - whether the voter actually intended that or was expressing some form of Proportional Representation will never be known - but it was decided what the vote was by a totally unelected group of people speculating on it's meaning. Probably better to smear poo on the ballot sheet they wouldn;t touch it then or they would assume it was a vote for Brown :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:57, archived)
# I agree with the spoiling your ballot argument

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:52, archived)
# For a small, irrelevant party
a few votes matter, and increase the chance of it ultimately becoming a relevant party... decades later. Except by the sound of it you don't even have a small, irrelevant party standing that's in any way attractive.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Exactly
e.g. The Greens will (probably) never win an election. But simply but being there and nabbing a few percent of the vote (potentially a vital few percent if the parliament is hung) they keep the other parties in check and manage to get their message out.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:43, archived)
# as I said up there
they already do
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Oh, but the alternatives...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:05, archived)