Rudolf is the only onewith a glowing nose..duhhh
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iainiainiainiain,
Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:25,
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heh heh hehhe's having a whale of a time
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:24,
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CHRISTMAS!The celerbration of the birth of Jesus
( iainiainiainiain,
Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:21,
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the celebration of his birthnot his death and resurrection.
keep this one in case 4 want pics for easter :)
(keep this one in case 4 want pics for easter :)
lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:22,
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maybeit's a bloke who got laid at the office party?
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Odradek the Indecisive,
Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:23,
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meanwhile, in iraq
quick and shit... you love it.
Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts,
Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:15,
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Fire at will!At Iraqi's, Brits, New Zealanders and anyone else not wearing a Starbangled Banner!
Were are my manners? Woo!
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:16,
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Were are my manners? Woo!
yes they are.but what did that have to do with the pic?
( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:23,
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just thoughtwe could add alternative punchlines...
maybe not...goes back in cave...
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:25,
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maybe not...goes back in cave...
hahaheard it before...but the soldier's little concentratey eye makes it all worth it.
woo!
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:20,
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woo!
it didnteven need a third frame
well, maybe just a sea of blood
(well, maybe just a sea of blood
Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts,
Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:28,
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Fire at will!Which ones Will sir?
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The Sisko I hate the whole world,
Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:36,
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that stinksof british sitcom.
Ben Elton has a lot to answer for
(Ben Elton has a lot to answer for
Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts,
Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:38,
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The bitch!she said I was the only one for her.
Never trust a llama.
(Never trust a llama.
Odradek the Indecisive,
Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:21,
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Me too.Wish I was, Christmas would still have the magic. Went shopping today, to the sounds of Jona 'Bloody' Lewie 'Stop the Cavalry'. It's the 14th of November for goodness sake!
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emmalina,
Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:10,
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That's a good song!'Mary gladly waits at home, in the nuclear fallout zone'
tis a bit early granted though
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:11,
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tis a bit early granted though
I like it at Christmas.But our town is just a mite early. Every shop has decorations up aswell.
( emmalina,
Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:13,
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gah!now that is bad,
I think we should protest against early decoration erection!
(,
Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:15,
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I think we should protest against early decoration erection!
Loudon Wainwright says it bestSuddenly it's Christmas,
Right after Hallowe'en.
Forget about Thanksgiving;
It's just a buffet in between.
There's lights and tinsel in the windows;
They're stocking up the shelves;
Santa's slaving at the North Pole
In his sweatshop full of elves.
There's got to be a build-up
To the day that Christ was born:
The halls are decked with pumpkins
And the ears of Indian corn.
Dragging through the falling leaves
In a one-horse open sleigh,
Suddenly it's Christmas,
Seven weeks before the day.
Suddenly it's Christmas,
The longest holiday.
When they say "Season's Greetings"
They mean just what they say:
It's a season, it's a marathon,
Retail eternity.
It's not over till it's over
And you throw away the tree.
Outside it's positively balmy,
In the air nary a nip;
Suddenly it's Christmas,
Unbuttoned and unzipped.
Yes, they're working overtime,
Santa's little runts;
Christmas comes but once a year
And goes on for two months.
Christmas carols in December
And November, too;
It's no wonder we're depressed
When the whole thing is through.
Finally it's January;
Let's sing "Auld Lang Syne";
But here comes another heartache,
Shaped like a Valentine.
Suddenly it's Christmas,
The longest holiday.
The season is upon us;
A pox, it won't go away.
It's a season, it's a marathon,
Retail eternity.
It's not over till it's over
And you throw away the tree.
No, it's not over till it's over
And you throw away the tree;
It's still not over till it's over
And you throw away the tree.
(Right after Hallowe'en.
Forget about Thanksgiving;
It's just a buffet in between.
There's lights and tinsel in the windows;
They're stocking up the shelves;
Santa's slaving at the North Pole
In his sweatshop full of elves.
There's got to be a build-up
To the day that Christ was born:
The halls are decked with pumpkins
And the ears of Indian corn.
Dragging through the falling leaves
In a one-horse open sleigh,
Suddenly it's Christmas,
Seven weeks before the day.
Suddenly it's Christmas,
The longest holiday.
When they say "Season's Greetings"
They mean just what they say:
It's a season, it's a marathon,
Retail eternity.
It's not over till it's over
And you throw away the tree.
Outside it's positively balmy,
In the air nary a nip;
Suddenly it's Christmas,
Unbuttoned and unzipped.
Yes, they're working overtime,
Santa's little runts;
Christmas comes but once a year
And goes on for two months.
Christmas carols in December
And November, too;
It's no wonder we're depressed
When the whole thing is through.
Finally it's January;
Let's sing "Auld Lang Syne";
But here comes another heartache,
Shaped like a Valentine.
Suddenly it's Christmas,
The longest holiday.
The season is upon us;
A pox, it won't go away.
It's a season, it's a marathon,
Retail eternity.
It's not over till it's over
And you throw away the tree.
No, it's not over till it's over
And you throw away the tree;
It's still not over till it's over
And you throw away the tree.
beaubodor blogless,
Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:14,
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The Polar ExpressI`m a kid again when I watch movies like this...
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:12,
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I'm not entirely sure why I did this. Sorry.
Although to my hungover eyes it does look rather like he's running down a corridoor, clapping.
Calqhoon,
Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:02,
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that's the view his wife(and/or misstress) sees in the evening
/shudders
(,
Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:09,
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/shudders
i found it disturbing enoughwithout that comment.
Thanks.
...anyway, how do you know??
(Thanks.
...anyway, how do you know??
Odradek the Indecisive,
Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:11,
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I bought that wig for personal reasonsand he is an actor, who wouldn't?
Didn't shit right for weeks after though.
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:13,
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Didn't shit right for weeks after though.
my mozilla - something plugin lives again!!today my browser is mostly calling itself thundersalmon
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:01,
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TOO FUCKING RIGHT! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø,
Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:02,
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Where do you get mozilla something from?I have only seen firesomething
( Randomgazz,
Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:04,
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Damn, and firefox doesn't like meso I will have too keep my boringly named browser.
( Randomgazz,
Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:06,
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why does firefox not like you?don't worry though,
i think the littelest reaper likes you......
(,
Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:08,
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i think the littelest reaper likes you......
I love thatit am all teh great.
as is Firesomething - currently browsing with Withiel's Spacebear
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:22,
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as is Firesomething - currently browsing with Withiel's Spacebear
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAtop tippery :~)
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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:00,
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My god thats really weirdMy mate always says this to those chavs that cut to be cool.
It really pisses me off when people cut them selves, especialy when people i know did it as self harm..theyve gone ot of the faze now..most anyways as they know how upset i get
(It really pisses me off when people cut them selves, especialy when people i know did it as self harm..theyve gone ot of the faze now..most anyways as they know how upset i get
Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year,
Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:26,
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good use of inverted commas thereand much woo and evil.
huzzah!
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:03,
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huzzah!
secondedthough the inverted commas may have been better placed around the word 'culture'.
( Odradek the Indecisive,
Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:06,
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That's fucking aceso have my first attempt at drawing on a graphics tablet and also the first time using artrage
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:09,
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Thank you sir for the inspirationand I'm liking having a graphics tablet and a sick mind
(,
Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:12,
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I possess the sick mindjust need to get a graphics tablet :)
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FoldsFive,
Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:14,
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Hahaha, nice!Ps. You should slit twice downwards, that way they can't sew it back up again.
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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig,
Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:21,
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did anyone noticeJohn Peel at today's remembrance service
yes, yes I know...Hull
(yes, yes I know...Hull
robh,
Sun 14 Nov 2004, 19:56,
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I saw that on TV.... The crowds were awfulThe sooner the TAYLOR REPORT is taken into consideration, the quicker we'll have ALL TICKET funerals.. and seating.....
/replaces top hat and toddles off
(/replaces top hat and toddles off
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta.,
Sun 14 Nov 2004, 19:59,
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I sweartheir poppies are bigger than the bastard little ones we get here. It's poppy eliteism.
( Calqhoon,
Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:00,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: c4 Alternative Xmas"){kind=small}
The start of the persecution.
*Now with added Quo
I had to edit this more than you think. That picture wasn't on the wall there and the turkey on the left had an offensive tattoo that needed removing.
AgeOwns Has just started Geocaching,
Sun 14 Nov 2004, 19:53,
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I do apologise for the punnage
but I had to get it out of my system.
Odradek the Indecisive,
Sun 14 Nov 2004, 19:53,
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is it me,or does the mirror look like a skull for a little bit
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Or is it?,
Sun 14 Nov 2004, 19:56,
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*Frightened*It isn't in the original..
....and I didn't shop it in there
(....and I didn't shop it in there
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta.,
Sun 14 Nov 2004, 19:58,
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*Gasp!*you said cows
aaarr, so did I.
and may I yay your saying the c word to a cat.
(aaarr, so did I.
and may I yay your saying the c word to a cat.
Odradek the Indecisive,
Sun 14 Nov 2004, 19:59,
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looking for a home....not good with kids,people other animals etc...
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 19:55,
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evil!but at least all the kiddies who've been lied to will know the truth at last
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 19:53,
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Now that my friend...is wooness
( AgeOwns Has just started Geocaching,
Sun 14 Nov 2004, 19:54,
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London Zoo announces its new firefighting procedures
Batshitmentalist is sane for once,
Sun 14 Nov 2004, 19:49,
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I laughed.Actually, I thought it was poking it with a pipe cleaner.
( Tart Monkey,
Sun 14 Nov 2004, 19:59,
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hehewoo for widdly lemurs!
Dave the lemur has stage fright...
(Dave the lemur has stage fright...
Evil|berT is posting post-hummusly,
Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:08,
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*gasp*I love that song you did!
(But didn't you die in a horrible plane crash...?)
woo btw
/feeling really ashamed now. Mental note: do not put pseudo-humourous comments on board relating to really old, really dead rock 'n roll singers.
(,
Sun 14 Nov 2004, 19:51,
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(But didn't you die in a horrible plane crash...?)
woo btw
/feeling really ashamed now. Mental note: do not put pseudo-humourous comments on board relating to really old, really dead rock 'n roll singers.
Brian Setzer played the guy thatdidn't get killed in the plane crash cos he swapped places with Ritchie Valens
(in the La Bamba movie)
((in the La Bamba movie)
Batshitmentalist is sane for once,
Sun 14 Nov 2004, 19:59,
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haha!Nice one centurion.
( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø,
Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:07,
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I feel all christmassy!
Working on this while listening to the Dion (not Celine) Christmas album!
emmalina,
Sun 14 Nov 2004, 19:48,
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