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# some newbies seem to be flunking the rules
so i made a plesant sign for them

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(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:28, archived)
# Redex girl doesn't aprove


go easy on the newbs... all they need is a little
bash and to be directed to the faq
(Azzek!, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:29, archived)
# mmmm
rxg...

(I helped save b3ta! GatheredCrustacean, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:31, archived)
# ive seen that so many times today
but its good
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:31, archived)
# Its a retailatory
unfortunatley i don't have many of them yet
also rxg takes a LONG time to draw because i use gradient meshes for her clothes.
(Azzek!, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:32, archived)
# can you make a
fsopopg

thats...in firefox terms,

funny shapes on peice (piece) of paper girl
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:37, archived)
# first time i've seen that
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:39, archived)
# Hi, please read the FAQ
FAQ-The bit you need to read
(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:31, archived)
# Yes, tiny man.
They are but newborn and innocent, with ne'er a care in the world, and they do not need grumpy old men throwing sticks at their sweet faces.

How poetic.
(I helped save b3ta! Satur9 The shoes!, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:32, archived)
#
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:32, archived)
# im not in the mood for your sarculasm tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:33, archived)
# okay, okay
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(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:33, archived)
#
yeh!
(FAQ, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:37, archived)
# *fluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:41, archived)
# thats great,
that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Novander doesn't like you as much as you think, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:43, archived)
# we've all made mistakes
when we were a noobie. don't hate homi
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:34, archived)
# i dont hate anyone
just meerly poke fun at the weak and innocent
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:35, archived)
# According to your profile
You've only been here for 49 days.

So how are you an expert on newbie treatment?
(I helped save b3ta! Novander doesn't like you as much as you think, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:46, archived)
# Yeah...
When does a noob pass through b3ta puberty and become an old timer? Length of membership? Number of posts? Pubes?
(I helped save b3ta! mr_dog, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 0:48, archived)
# tum te tum


I'm going to keep on posting these because I'm bored and nowhere near finished.
As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:26, archived)
# L..l..l..l..l..look out Gareth
It's behind you!








Not wanting to start a bandwagon with this crappery so I thought I'd get them all out of the way at once.
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:25, archived)
# he looks...
bored...
(Dazzer, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:31, archived)
# I FUCKIN HATE THAT FUCKIN SPACKTARD
muthafucka....
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:31, archived)
# Must have been done.
Has to have been done.

But I'll post it anyway.
(CptSadness, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:25, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:27, archived)
# i had a little flash thing i did
which was kinda similar, but tripod doesnt seem to want to host me anymore, so, its gone
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:27, archived)
# ahh very nice
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 22:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Its not great but here, i will break my compo cherry with a glazed santa with a 4 in his beard!

*hides in a rotten fruit proof box* haha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Flaming Ibanez Awww, c'mon, Japanese girls do it!, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:24, archived)
# I know some other great Forums you might like to try....
Only joking, Welcome and keep up with the practising.
(I helped save b3ta! AgeOwns Has just started Geocaching, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:28, archived)
# Just as I always suspected


Seamless, I know.
(Hazhar, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:23, archived)
# thats soo shite
it made i chortle at its nonwooness...
(Dazzer, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:27, archived)
# yeh, I know
I rock so hard.
(Hazhar, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:22, archived)
# c'est magnifique!
mervieux!
frappe mon cul poilu

/french housemates... god damn...
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:24, archived)
# that's a bit scary
(I helped save b3ta! GatheredCrustacean, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:25, archived)
# Woo/Yay
I always suspected No-Hands was demented.
(Fuzzbutt aka Mr. Natural, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:28, archived)
# Haha
Super
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:32, archived)
# They'll all be playing it in the playground soon
(PsychoticSock, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:22, archived)
# HIV is only one in ten infectability
/pedant, goes and smashes my head against wall.

Sorry, woo! I want herpes! Anyone want to swap for thrush?
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:24, archived)
# *inserts penis into syrtismajor*
you have yourself a deal
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:26, archived)
# I wanted genital herpes,
not anal
appreciate the offer though
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:27, archived)
# for ages...
3 and up...
(Dazzer, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:26, archived)
# The figures for infectiousness are of course arbitrary
but give infectiousness relative to each of the other conditions... So nyah!
(PsychoticSock, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:28, archived)
# touche'
I stand down and beg for forgiveness of my pedantness
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:29, archived)
# Forgiven
I guess

Edit: and touché surely
/pedant
(PsychoticSock, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:30, archived)
# hahaha!
you win for I am shamed,, nice one!
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:32, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:26, archived)
[challenge entry] they won't do themselves......

achhh....just leave them...we'll do them later....
big here

(alan parley, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:20, archived)
# awesome!
love it!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:21, archived)
# I think...
I`ve eaten there...
(Dazzer, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:22, archived)
# tres bien
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:22, archived)
# Nice photo...
I think we have a winner...
It gets my vote.

(that reminds me, 6 weeks 'til xmas, better put the sprouts on)

EDIT: Reminds me of that film ... EXISTENZ.
(I helped save b3ta! AgeOwns Has just started Geocaching, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:24, archived)
# that is purely brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:25, archived)
# top of the pops...
Woo!
(Dazzer, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:28, archived)
# bleeeeeeeugh
that's so rank!
but wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! bookerina, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:35, archived)
# mmmm.....gravy.....
...it wasn't rank at the time, I just ate it for dinner.....And it was YUMMMMMMMY!
(alan parley, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:40, archived)
#

cfb

No 24 ... No 23
No 22 ... No 21
No 20 ... No 19
No 18 ... No 17
No 16 ... No 15
No 14 ... No 13
No 12 ... No 11
No 10 ... No 9
No 8 ... No 7
No 6 ... No 5
No 4 ... No 3
No 2 ... No 1
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:18, archived)
# That's rather subliminal
How woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:19, archived)
# Gahhh!
Nice stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:19, archived)
# WAA!
*hides behind sofa crying*
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:19, archived)
# holy shit
subliminal evil santa?
(Demented Hobo, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:19, archived)
# is santa smoking a bifta?
woo
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:19, archived)
# smaoking?
whats that when its at home?
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:21, archived)
# hehe
my misteak
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:22, archived)
# waaaah mommy!!
theres a scary man on the telly...
(Dazzer, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:19, archived)
# I say,
that's rather spliffing!
(the funky gibbon, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:20, archived)
# it`s canabis time...
theres no need to be afraid...
(Dazzer, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:21, archived)
# .
(Demented Hobo, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:22, archived)
# I bet its been done 1,000,000 times before...
skater


by Tony Hawkes if noone else...
(I helped save b3ta! racketear tired, stressed and happy, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:11, archived)
# no shark
no helicopter...

if you're gonna do a hoax, you gotta do it right
(Azzek!, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:12, archived)
# what else...
are bridges for...
(Dazzer, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:14, archived)
# Shark incidents
i thought
(Azzek!, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:11, archived)
# hehehe
that crazy bill is a wacky one :~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:12, archived)
# .
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Flutterby Angel

Snowflakes or stars ?
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:08, archived)
# Wow
that must win an award for the most 4's used in a post.
(Azzek!, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:10, archived)
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I believe i now win
(Sir Tomalot: Don't look at my profile, you'll go blind, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:39, archived)
# Thats...
Swastikatastic....
(Dazzer, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:12, archived)
# That's really lovely.
There have been a few crackers in this compo.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:12, archived)
# A pitty some poor sod from C4 is gonna have to wade through them all
kinda pitty the guy don't you?
(Azzek!, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:13, archived)
# Yeah
Mind you hes proberly getting paid for it...
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:14, archived)
# What cynics we are!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:15, archived)
# Now add Jaffa Cakes
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:12, archived)
# I did originally
Then I ate them
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Channel 4...
Well, they show it every year...

(trenowden, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:06, archived)
# Hehehehe
I like
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:19, archived)
# new improved


take one a day for maximum effect
(special.michael, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:04, archived)
[challenge entry] mewwy cwwistmas
here- have a badly drawn reindeer

and merry christmas
(Euphrosne, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:04, archived)
# Its a very well drawn reindeer!
Woo!
(bullies called me rudolph at school cause I had a red nose thanks to my acne days)
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:07, archived)
# Much better then a.............
........badly drawn boy. He sucks.
(Chinychinchin .................................................., Mon 15 Nov 2004, 11:04, archived)

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