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# Mr Speaker decided to rise above the stupidity


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(pintofsimilar, Fri 5 Apr 2019, 9:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Calm down Master Bruce
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Apr 2019, 9:14, archived)
[challenge entry] "Get outta ere you SLAGGG, this is PatGirl's territory!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 5 Apr 2019, 10:58, archived)
# Did
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 5 Apr 2019, 11:16, archived)
# SEEN! O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 5 Apr 2019, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Spider-Man: Home and Away
(@lexistwit is a work of fiction, Fri 5 Apr 2019, 3:48, archived)
# Spider-Man: Home and Away
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 5 Apr 2019, 7:32, archived)
# Nice, I'd watch this
I like the face in the 'O'
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 5 Apr 2019, 14:48, archived)
# I can take no credit for that, I’m afraid.
It’s nicked straight from the Homecoming / Far From Home logos.
(@lexistwit is a work of fiction, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 10:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 5 Apr 2019, 3:32, archived)
# Get more exodus for your buck if that SPEEDR® had a genuine 'Back-Panel Slide'
...but I know what you mean
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Apr 2019, 3:35, archived)
# ...and you STILL haven't learned...
b3ta.com/board/11184407#post11184422
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Apr 2019, 3:37, archived)
#
wow.......
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 5 Apr 2019, 4:42, archived)
# Shit! I just realized it's up on blocks now :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Apr 2019, 3:38, archived)
# that vehicle
there's something a bit Series I about it.
(davyclam, Fri 5 Apr 2019, 9:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Gotham Hill
Dunna-nunna-nunna-nunna buddub-buddub bowwwww

(@lexistwit is a work of fiction, Fri 5 Apr 2019, 0:03, archived)
# haha!
Yes!!
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 5 Apr 2019, 9:28, archived)
# chortle!
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Fri 5 Apr 2019, 13:00, archived)
# {:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 5 Apr 2019, 14:35, archived)
# Woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 20:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Phil would say more but he's a woman's man with no time to talk


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(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 22:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Charlene Quinn, rogue of Ramsay Street
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 22:43, archived)
# Zoinks!
Gets flustered drops monocle pushes eyeballs back in and saves.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 23:24, archived)
# This is how my marriage ends
with this picture
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 23:25, archived)
# sweeeeeeet
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 5 Apr 2019, 0:33, archived)
# went to her 21st at the red eagle in port melbourne many years ago
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 5 Apr 2019, 5:19, archived)
# I've got a good mate who was in her year at Camberwell high
He said her younger sister got a lot more famous early, so kylie compensated by getting a reputation for rooting at 16
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 5 Apr 2019, 6:21, archived)
# BONZER!
(Scumbrian like eh, Fri 5 Apr 2019, 14:11, archived)
#
Z
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 5 Apr 2019, 21:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Catwoman


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(ernieblick, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 20:25, archived)
# Purrrrfect
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 20:43, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11282736
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 21:37, archived)
# There was a sewage leak in the House of Commons today
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 17:46, archived)
# Whoah!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 17:54, archived)
# Now eat it peons!
I'm in sunny Bristol tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 17:59, archived)
# He's absolutely full of it.
..click
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 4 Apr 2019, 18:13, archived)
# We is in da mood for dancing init!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 18:31, archived)
# Fucking Illinois Nazis.
I HATE THOSE GUYS.
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 4 Apr 2019, 18:54, archived)
# Get that licence plate number....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 18:55, archived)
# Uri Geller caused the leak!
twitter.com/TheUriGeller/status/1113835454112194560
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 19:38, archived)
# A few people there asking why he doesn't use his undoubtedly genuine powers to stop plane crashes and that sort of thing.
PERHAPS HE CAN'T BE FUCKING ARSED, DID YOU THINK OF THAT?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 19:52, archived)
# It's only Uri Geller's mind powers keeping planes in the sky
You can't blame him for dropping a couple when he's busy having a wank or a difficult shit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 19:57, archived)
# This should win
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 20:02, archived)
# Protest is futile...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 20:43, archived)
# Your mother sucks cocks in Helsinki!
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 21:58, archived)
# At last I know what Groat Froth is!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 22:27, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 5 Apr 2019, 5:21, archived)
# Well indeed....
(ThisIsMyRealName, Mon 8 Apr 2019, 23:27, archived)
[challenge entry] I've always loved the great tragedies, King Lear, The Poseidon Adventure, Superman 2.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 4 Apr 2019, 15:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't make him ANGRY!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 15:41, archived)
# How could Miss Diane resist such a hunk?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 20:26, archived)
# Possibly April.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 4 Apr 2019, 13:32, archived)
# Post-Brexit Post \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 13:40, archived)
# TBC
What I meant to say : piss on the carpet.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 14:00, archived)
# I keep looking for zombies in the doors and ceiling cats etc
I like the TBC
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 15:40, archived)
# No reason and Shirley
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 10:34, archived)
# Ha ha
(gijoel, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 10:36, archived)
# They are all 15 years old?
Prime recruiting age
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 10:50, archived)
# Hello, IS Support.
Did you try blowing it up?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 11:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 11:45, archived)
# Goths
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 11:59, archived)
# HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 12:35, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 12:53, archived)
# oof
*click*
(horrid, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 13:05, archived)
# HAHA, great!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 13:23, archived)
# Do you realise how highly sexual this is?
Metaphorically probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 14:02, archived)
# 2 pots 1 cup
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 15:40, archived)
# Yeah...I’d like to put my cream in her cup!
Jusssayin
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 16:09, archived)
# love the logo on the t shirt
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 14:19, archived)
# 10 year special
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 15:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 9:34, archived)
# Don't like the font.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 13:05, archived)
# I don't have strong feelings about the font, but I do like the choice of facial expressions.
(Cruising Capacity, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 13:50, archived)
# I don't mind the font, but that white you've used on the speech bubbles is unforgivable!
I do like his 'Get the fuck outta here' expression in the second pic though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 14:08, archived)
#
I laughed and also clicked and yay-ed....not so much woo-d. Definitely yay-ed.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 16:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Trending...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 1:41, archived)
# "< !
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 2:08, archived)
# ducky
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 3:53, archived)
# That horse smells strong & belongs in a stable
HAHA *snort* HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 2:29, archived)
# That's enough Pedro
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 2:35, archived)
# What ever happened to Jeremy the annoying horse?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 2:44, archived)
# Looks like he tried the facebook thing for a while, but had all of his images hosted on b3tards (LOL)
That was b3ta user Fresh Water Mole
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 2:54, archived)
# These trending horses make me think of him
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 3:34, archived)
# oh yeeaaaahhhh, mmmmm

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 3:48, archived)
# To continue please enter your credit card details
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 5:15, archived)
# Did you 'scratch and sniff' again?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 3:56, archived)
# Horse is a alien
(97800, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 6:30, archived)
# Post-Brexit Bantha
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 11:59, archived)
# "These aren't the common agricultural policies you're looking for."
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 9:23, archived)
# Wrong scene.
He's looking for a vacuum droid.....obv.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 12:01, archived)
# Will they be running in the Grand National?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 10:52, archived)
# TEABISCUIT WINS!
....nowayyy......
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 12:03, archived)
# HOLY TITS!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 12:36, archived)
# ;'(
I miss batman
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 13:01, archived)
# BATFUCK ;´/
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 13:22, archived)
# I'd watch that
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 15:06, archived)
# Wild, wild alien horses we'll ride them some day
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 15:19, archived)
# Darth Horse
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 16:04, archived)
[challenge entry] A'right Bruv?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Apr 2019, 18:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice! I changed the logo for future-related compo entries
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 3 Apr 2019, 21:17, archived)
# Nicely Q!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Apr 2019, 21:20, archived)
#
If only there was a long running comic franchise featuring two warring super hero brothers fighting for eternal control over their own self destructive impulses.
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 4 Apr 2019, 6:39, archived)
# a quiet place
(JauntyArt, Wed 3 Apr 2019, 18:54, archived)
# arf
(gijoel, Wed 3 Apr 2019, 22:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Poison Ivy
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Apr 2019, 18:15, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 3 Apr 2019, 18:20, archived)
# Um
Is it weird that I suddenly got the urge to fap after seeing this?
(Vaccin3 is having a cuppa and hunting nonces, Wed 3 Apr 2019, 18:35, archived)
# Not at all
I have the same urge with roughly 86% of the pics on here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Apr 2019, 19:28, archived)
# You're welcome
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Apr 2019, 20:59, archived)
# Interesting...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Apr 2019, 21:08, archived)
# Gnaaa, gnaaa, gnaaa
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Apr 2019, 23:20, archived)
# By eck that's proper good.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 3 Apr 2019, 18:44, archived)
# Great work
and Woo
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 3 Apr 2019, 19:27, archived)
# Bet shes keeps a well-trimmed bush
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Wed 3 Apr 2019, 20:47, archived)
# \o/
Wow
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 3 Apr 2019, 23:05, archived)
# This really is rather good old chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 12:39, archived)
# Thanks all :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 14:48, archived)
# that's all the paperwork done, now the happy couple can relax
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Apr 2019, 18:01, archived)
# with tongues
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 3 Apr 2019, 18:11, archived)
# ^forked
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 3 Apr 2019, 18:14, archived)
# Intertwining with slurpy noises
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Apr 2019, 18:35, archived)
# cleavage
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Fri 5 Apr 2019, 18:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Not suggesting Brexiters were motivated by personal wealth, but...
but...
Arron Banks and Alrosa
Mogg and Somerset Capital Management
Daniel Kawczynski and Electrum Group
Cambridge Analytica
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Apr 2019, 15:23, archived)
# Sickeningly true
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 3 Apr 2019, 15:32, archived)
#
A small group of people over twenty years aligning their political and personal interests through a complicated web of lies, shell corporations and right-wing populism. The reality is so amazing that no one actually believes it.

Or it's a giant coincidence. *shrugs shoulders and sells child to the gypsies*
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 3 Apr 2019, 15:38, archived)
# Can't go wrong with a relentless stream of anti-EU falsehoods that sound so absurd they must be true and will appeal to certain demographics
www.facebook.com/martin.fletcher.3998/posts/10154422902371062
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Apr 2019, 15:44, archived)
# ugh. What a depressing read.
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 3 Apr 2019, 15:53, archived)
#
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 3 Apr 2019, 16:34, archived)
# So blatantly obvious and revolting.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 3 Apr 2019, 21:45, archived)
# I'd like to repeat the words of a fellow b3tan :
The reality is so amazing that no one actually believes it.

I had no idea this was going on and I will spend the rest of the week TOTALLY FUCKING ANGRY.
Thankfully today is Thursday.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 12:42, archived)

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