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# she's a lot more relaxed these days

(, Mon 8 Apr 2019, 9:23, archived)
# She's fucked over Britain
It's only fair that Britain does the same to her.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2019, 10:12, archived)
# could she orgaise an orgy in a brothel?
(, Mon 8 Apr 2019, 10:15, archived)
#
Monday mornings just took another nosedive
(, Mon 8 Apr 2019, 10:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Keep it comin' love Keep it comin' love
Don't stop it now, don't stop it no Don't stop it now, don't stop it…
(, Mon 8 Apr 2019, 8:22, archived)
# excellent
(, Mon 8 Apr 2019, 10:31, archived)
# Ace!
(, Mon 8 Apr 2019, 16:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 21:40, archived)
# What neck matching algorithm did you use?
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 22:42, archived)
# Definitely the worst one I could find
(, Mon 8 Apr 2019, 6:22, archived)
# Sounds great.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2019, 7:10, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Obligatory
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 17:02, archived)
# Do you know what E. T. is short for?
ans: (no legs)
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 17:47, archived)
# Extra Thalidomide
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 19:16, archived)
# haha--that works for me!
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 19:22, archived)
# u cunt u killed the board
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 21:24, archived)
# CAUTION: Storm Drain Troopers
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 15:49, archived)
# Busy fighting the stanton warriors
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 15:57, archived)
# hah! :)
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 16:02, archived)
# Darth Pennywise
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 16:01, archived)
# and Sludge Villain
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 16:07, archived)
# He was a Silt Lord
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 16:11, archived)
# That's grate!
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 16:14, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 16:49, archived)
# It starts with an earthquake
(, Mon 8 Apr 2019, 10:29, archived)
# You can't fit a balloon through that grate
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 17:02, archived)
# Deflate balloon, insert, inflate.
problem solved?
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 17:46, archived)
# That's how you get drugs through customs
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 19:20, archived)
# Questioning his career choices
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 19:18, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 19:35, archived)
[challenge entry] It's not my best work, but...
here's the special thing: He's swimming backwards.
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 15:14, archived)
# Down with GM crops!!!1
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 15:26, archived)
# Someone robbed a local record shop and stole all their copies of "I won't back down" and "Free Fallin'"
It was a Petty crime.
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 15:32, archived)
# Don't make me hate you, LOL.
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 15:47, archived)
# Go straight to your room
and no supper
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 16:10, archived)
#
I hope you're ashamed of yourself.
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 17:30, archived)
# I gave up shame for Lent
(, Mon 8 Apr 2019, 0:53, archived)
# Are you sure this isn't your best work?
hmmmm?? :)
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 15:51, archived)
# ...of late, maybe :/
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 16:14, archived)
# Don't go away mad! ...Just go away, HAHA
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 16:01, archived)
# :( and I was gonna give you a shout-out and post this for you...
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 16:14, archived)
#
sexy value: -33.0
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 16:43, archived)
# if you Click For Bigger, it's 3x as sexeh
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 16:49, archived)
# *prolly wood*
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 16:52, archived)
# -99.0
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 17:01, archived)
# you're goddamned right
...no wait!
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 17:03, archived)
# Nice hooves
All the better for trotting
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 17:25, archived)
# I say!

(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 17:30, archived)
# Love this!
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 18:35, archived)
#
(, Mon 8 Apr 2019, 17:04, archived)
# Clip clop
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 21:09, archived)
# How does it smell?
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 16:29, archived)
# like corn and fish poop
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 17:04, archived)
# I think you've finally quacked it
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 17:27, archived)
#
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 14:34, archived)
# oh dear
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 15:04, archived)
# *draws breath*
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 15:09, archived)
# You should be drawing carts with an orange crayon
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 15:11, archived)
# I'll draw carts when it behooves me
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 16:28, archived)
# It's still here :/
;)
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 15:11, archived)
# I would say the art is better than the artist, but that would be putting the cart before the horse
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 15:33, archived)
#
obv
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 16:01, archived)
#
Sexy fetlock there.
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 20:20, archived)
# Jeremy, where have you been mate?
(, Mon 8 Apr 2019, 10:32, archived)
[challenge entry] The Empire Christmas parties always called for a stretch AT AT....
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 13:46, archived)
# AT-SL: All terrain stretch limo
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 15:10, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 16:01, archived)
# Back Panel Slide Party!!!!!!! \o/
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 16:03, archived)
# ATATATATAT
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 20:43, archived)
# OREREO
(, Mon 8 Apr 2019, 6:57, archived)
# Impressive.
Most impressive.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2019, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Elongated Musk
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 13:03, archived)
# that's an improvement
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 13:24, archived)
# Arf!
Have an elongated chap.


(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 13:37, archived)
[challenge entry] have a pea
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 15:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 3:12, archived)
# I like this!
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 8:19, archived)
# Vous êtes trop gentil!
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 13:04, archived)
# Hi everyone
Just dropping by for my monthly visit, please assume this is my entry and exit music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72WhEqeS6AQ
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 8:51, archived)
# ok catch you all next time
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 8:54, archived)
# A man on the move I see
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 17:49, archived)
# All b3tans are busy right now. Your visit is important to us. Please hold for the next available board member.
*distorted muzak loop*

(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 9:11, archived)
# 'The uploader has not made this video available in your country.'
Come back and fix this, you insensitive bastard!
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 15:11, archived)
# My Grandma loves you, man!
come back
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry] haha
lovely. Have a pea
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 9:40, archived)
# Maybe gargoyles do gargle ;p
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 13:25, archived)
# Yowie
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 13:49, archived)
# I understood this reference.
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 14:04, archived)
#
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 11:04, archived)
# nice dust kick-up at the end :)
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 16:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 0:39, archived)
# WHOA!
I mean, ummm... Yeah! WHOA
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 2:35, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 3:11, archived)
# Ishmael Tesla's driverless carriage
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 9:08, archived)
# good eye! :)
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 12:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 21:29, archived)
# Don't be so salty, LOL

(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 21:58, archived)
# Your all twisted.
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 22:24, archived)
# Am knot
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 23:49, archived)
[challenge entry] I forgot i made this just for you...
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 0:20, archived)
# For the Compo, you mean...*ahem*...
Edit: ha ha
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 0:32, archived)
# Blackadder
You have a woman's legs.
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 8:42, archived)
# Pretzelaffe
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 22:12, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 22:24, archived)
# giraffe watches loop the loop display
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 22:31, archived)
# Pedro Spinny Gifs
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 23:15, archived)
# These GIRAFFES are making me THIRSTY
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 22:33, archived)
# Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 23:18, archived)
# 12 year flashbacks..

(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 23:27, archived)
[challenge entry] and 10

(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 23:29, archived)
# Bloody show-off.
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 4:45, archived)
# Whoa!
Of course....you’ve done it all....(closes shop).
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 0:33, archived)
# Don't go away mad!
...Just go away, HAHA
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 2:33, archived)
# I don't get mad, Pedro....I get even.
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 4:14, archived)
# How come you're odd then
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 5:38, archived)
# Odd when I'm even, even when I'm odd.
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 5:52, archived)
# Norwegian Names
Odd and Even. True fact.
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 8:44, archived)
# pretty sure I've never done nuns with golden dildo crucifixes fighting hitler
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 7:06, archived)
# hehe
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 15:13, archived)
[challenge entry] You haven't lived, man!
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 16:00, archived)
# You need to crop out the bear and the tip of the cross
I'd do it myself but i don't know how to post images in replies using the b3ta image uploader
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 17:45, archived)
# BLASTPHEMY!!!
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 18:27, archived)
# It's ok, I've got repent credit
just don't ask how I earned it
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 19:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Life's Too Long...
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 20:29, archived)
# "elongation, elongation, elongation"
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 20:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Gotta pearoast...
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 23:32, archived)
# In Arte Veritas
Truth in Art, how rarely do we see this.
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 8:47, archived)
# Excellent
(, Sat 13 Apr 2019, 10:42, archived)
# Special Gnops

(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 19:02, archived)
# I love Gnops
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 21:17, archived)
#

(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 22:13, archived)
# I miss Jay Leno on late night TV :(
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 15:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Tolkien's vision finally brought to life!
127 hours longer!



More Birthday Party scenes! More wandering about in bogs in Breeland!
More talking at the Council of Elrond! More smoking and farting!
More CGI Legolas!
More elves at Helm's Deep!
More Frodo falling forlornly to the floor!
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 17:30, archived)
# Let me grab my wrist cutting knife first
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 17:47, archived)
# ...and still no Tom Bombadil
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 18:10, archived)
# Bright green his jacket is, and he grapes my squildo
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 18:31, archived)
# That's not Tom Bombadil
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 18:33, archived)
# "This is all the stuff that came out of my ears when I had that plane crash"
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 18:36, archived)
# the smile of a man whose glad to see his kidney infection is passing
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 0:40, archived)
# Tom Bombadil
I have never understood this. Fantastic part of the book, atmospheric and a bit eldritch.
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 20:41, archived)
# Very much this.
And where is the cash-in Silmarillion film?
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 7:16, archived)
# Wasn't Rik Mayall going to play him?
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 14:41, archived)
# I found Tom Bombadil so utterly tedious
That I put down the book and never returned to it.
If it wasn't for that chapter LotR would probably be my favourite book.
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 16:24, archived)
# Tom Bombadil must have been a dreadful embarrassment to Chris Tolkien
- based on one of his childhood toys,in a story his dad wrote while CT was stationed overseas during WWII.

"Bollocks. Dad's sent me another letter about that fucking gay little doll I had when I was six. Shit."
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 22:16, archived)
# More hours of Gandalf nodding to Eurovision sax!
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 18:10, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 18:15, archived)
# Wetherby
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 19:43, archived)
# Been there!
Stopped off specially to take photos.
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 0:14, archived)
# Very necessary!
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 18:37, archived)
# The Hobbit edited by Peter Jackson will still be longer
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 18:47, archived)
[challenge entry] They'd have saved a fortune.
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 17:12, archived)
# Bigga!
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 17:13, archived)
# http://what-if.xkcd.com/157/
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 17:33, archived)
# Fake
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 17:49, archived)
# Oh! Fuck Yeah!
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 18:39, archived)
# This is fabulous
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 20:51, archived)
# Wipes tears away
Superb
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 21:15, archived)
# Splendid
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 21:23, archived)
# kubrik would be proud
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 21:26, archived)
# Still a pain carrying the groceries in though...
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 21:59, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 22:45, archived)
# Fantastic stuff
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 1:09, archived)
# I am liking this
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 17:09, archived)
# RIP lord nelson
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 17:13, archived)
# And on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on again...
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 20:28, archived)
# !!!
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 21:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Does this count?
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 16:42, archived)
#
well I liked it...
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 0:43, archived)
# Ta
(, Sun 7 Apr 2019, 10:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 12:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 10:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Charge!

(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 11:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 12:00, archived)
# oh yes
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 12:26, archived)
# b&

(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 13:52, archived)
# Crikey
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 14:07, archived)
# problythemostamazingthingiveeverscenehere
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 18:43, archived)
# awesome in a painful kind of way
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 20:02, archived)
# Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
(, Sat 6 Apr 2019, 13:13, archived)
# I see that you
have only extended Dec's forehead, presumably to help with Ant's rehabilitation
(, Tue 9 Apr 2019, 21:40, archived)

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