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anti-valentines

We despise February 14. This is because we a) don't like spending money, and b) are afraid of ladies. So let's celebrate how much we hate the occasion through the dark magic of image manipulation, and design some anti-valentines cards.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 7 Feb 2007, 20:22)
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EDIT when did the new message screen change?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 15:55, More)
# Bah...
I came home specifically to do a great pic with Tiananmen Square and some cool shoes,
but it won't bloody work. So here's a Valentine's Day anim.



Click to make your own.

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 14:47, More)
# Presumably it's Dutch. Or Flemish, or something. I quite like not knowing what it means,
but perhaps one of you crazy Dutch guys (or sane Flemish people) would like to translate.
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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 14:19, More)
# The last few strips were a bit depressing...

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:59, More)
# Compo entry and RPS in one...
Sorry about the crap quality, I've only got my camera phone to hand.



For those of you viewing on small monitors or oscilloscopes, it says "I couldn't be bothered to get you a valentine's card, so choose yourself one and I'll put a question mark in it for you later."
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:52, More)
# Flowers

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:37, More)
# Please help me to decide which one to send her.




(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:07, More)
# She loves a bit of Slayer.
Well, she never complains...
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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:05, More)
# I made this because....
SHUT UP, that's why!



click here so you can actually see what the card says... nevermind, the moment's gone now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 12:50, More)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 12:29, More)
# Valentines Day?
Fuck that I'm off to Lanzarote!


(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 12:19, More)
# Text on a...no, not even that.


Also, do please help yourselves to illiterate Valentine's niceness [click for biggar]:

(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:39, More)
# Meh. Crap valentine card or biting satire of the compo?
You decide.


(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:11, More)
# ..

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:57, More)
# At least the thought was there.

(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:51, More)
# For some reason it makes me chuckle.



(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:47, More)
# I just use mailmerge

Now to delete those mdbs off my computer before my girlfriend find them.
(manbear84, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:32, More)
# a speshul day


EDIT: sorry about the harsh compression
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:15, More)
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(Pachey, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:14, More)
# Who said romance was dead?

(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:11, More)
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