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modernise the bible

What with all the pages of begat this and thou shalt that, the Bible is a bit out of touch with today's youth. Bring it up to date so we can answer moral dilemmas such as "Is it OK to murder someone in a video game?" and "Would you steal a movie?"

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:19)
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# You see ? That's how he did it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 8:40, More)
# Jesus frisbee : another Jesus one I made several years ago...

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(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 8:38, More)
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(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 8:34, More)
# ooh now this is my type of comp :) I'll start with a pea

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 7:56, More)
# He was a carpenter. Maybe he made pool tables.

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(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 7:05, More)
# Let's bring those Commandments up to date...

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(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 7:01, More)
# pea for compo

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# RPFC

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(DutyPaid, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 4:08, More)
# Don't need to re-write -
Just cut the corners off the pages of the old ones, antique it a bit and call it the Galactica Bible.


(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 3:21, More)
# ..........i don't like this book..........

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 3:15, More)
# Oh. ok.
took me a while. Mine's more obvious...

(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 1:51, More)
# socks

(nraphael, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 1:35, More)
# and coming next season... Pimp My Leper

(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 0:55, More)
# ...

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(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 0:52, More)
# Time to crash and burn.
nodoudbt
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 0:36, More)
# Yes yes?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 0:25, More)
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(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 0:20, More)
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(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 23:44, More)
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