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modernise the bible

What with all the pages of begat this and thou shalt that, the Bible is a bit out of touch with today's youth. Bring it up to date so we can answer moral dilemmas such as "Is it OK to murder someone in a video game?" and "Would you steal a movie?"

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:19)
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# bindun?

(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:33, More)
# pfft silly

(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:35, More)
# Jesus at the gym.


Is that a stitch in my side, oh no it's a spear.
(poshpaws360 Minced, Sliced and Diced., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:13, More)
# Why has thou forshaken me ?

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:10, More)
# found in a phone box many years ago

(hating swallows is 20 yards from the nearest Jaffa cake, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:18, More)
# Save us Lemmy!...

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:18, More)
# How it really happened...
This took way too long. Sorry, I can't draw :)

(octopuppy stinking up the place, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:14, More)
# children, let us remember why we celebrate easter

(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:49, More)
# deity with tits

(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:24, More)
# First post in quite a while!


Click for bigger (88 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:21, More)
# Marginally better then tumbleweed


Click for big

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(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:55, More)
# Only 2nd post. I suck!

(I helped save b3ta! I F Hobo then {steal bindle}, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:33, More)
# I know it's been done, just my own take, Even I would go to church if she dressed like that.

(poshpaws360 Minced, Sliced and Diced., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:31, More)
# HAHAHA


Not worth its own thread but old joke and I like it
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:48, More)
# Subterranean Homesick Amendments

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:16, More)
# And on the 6th day God created fat lazy woman.


meh.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:04, More)
# GOD6 coming soon to PS3...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:01, More)
# He loves his 5 a day


Source ambarita.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/passion_of_the_christ_8.jpg
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# ...hull

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:57, More)
# previously

(I helped save b3ta! bigshape like a glove!, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:54, More)
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