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modernise the bible

What with all the pages of begat this and thou shalt that, the Bible is a bit out of touch with today's youth. Bring it up to date so we can answer moral dilemmas such as "Is it OK to murder someone in a video game?" and "Would you steal a movie?"

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:19)
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(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 21:39, More)
# also peas for compo

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 21:38, More)
# Feeding the 5,000: Nyom (x 4,999)

(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 21:23, More)
# and she's buying a stariway to heaven


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I dunno... $10 seems quite reasonable... this picture must be from the 30's or something
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 26 Sep 2009, 18:52, More)
# it's also slightly cheaper than similar works

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 18:50, More)
# always the miserable one


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I dunno, he gives us life and creates the heavens and the earth, but the bashers always make out he's one miserable sunnbich
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 26 Sep 2009, 17:54, More)
# Google Bible

(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 26 Sep 2009, 17:05, More)
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(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 15:59, More)
# well this seems as good a place as any to pea this

(gtfomh, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 14:31, More)
# Hey!
i done something very similar 2 years ago ;) but it's not as good as yours

(disconnected, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 14:29, More)
# ha ha, nice one
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seems as good a place as any for a pea, they might advertise in HELLO!


(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 14:25, More)
# hello :)

(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 14:15, More)
# JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 14:08, More)
# Enough with the Tesco Chicken already!

(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 12:49, More)
# Things could have been so different.


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(Purple_Monkey_Jingles Purple Monkeys need love too, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 12:42, More)
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(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 12:00, More)
# Christ on a bike!
 

 
Good lord! No hands!
 
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:51, More)
# The Berni Inn would have taken them if they weren't so bloody snobby!


ningles all!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:40, More)
# That moses and his tablets.....

(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 7:10, More)
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